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[stratton]

Hello im new to this site,

my name is Shane and im from essex ive been at the fishing since i was 16 its all ive wanted to do, currently working on under 10 out of queenborough called Boy Daniel SD4 triple rig sole trawling, hopefully i will own my own boat someday, well that's the plan anyway but who know's what's around the corner 

[Barry McCrindle]

Welcome to the site Shane, hope you enjoy it

[wbeedie]

Welcome aboaed Shane and join in the craic,if you dont understand us there is a doric dictionary but even with that even our other halves dont know what we are on about half the time

[Young Knoxy]

welcome shane, as wbeedie said there is a doric dictionary sadly though no one knows what jordan says

[stratton]

thanks for the welcome,

will get some pics up, sadly Steve i havnt got any from Kent itself as i dont live there, i make a 135mile round trip everytime i go to sea lol, go were the work takes you i spose

[Jammy]

welcome stratton hope you find the site easy to navigate and use any prob's you might have just give any of us a shout and we will help you out

[DCI paterson]

alright stratton,hope you enjoy usin the site.try and keep it clean(to an extent).good to have you aboard

[markh]

consider yourself piped aboard! 
don't think we've got many members from your neck of the woods, get stuck in!

[bfsanders]

youll get a good laugh on here stratton,yer a keen lad traveling 135ml afore yi go out,we dina realise how lucky we are 20min and were aboard i boat

[stratton]

yer too keen for me own good lol, drove round to the boat steamed out the harbour realised it was too rough so came back and drove home again lol

[bfsanders]

so is all the stories about the essex girls true???

[stratton]

yes indeed,

you know when an essex girls been on your computer coz theres tippex all over the screen lol

and you know when youve found one coz there knickers are round there ankles

[bfsanders]

och a didna think they wore knickers,,blonde hair long legs big tits and no knickers

[stratton]

only once a month lol, 

[bfsanders]

aye na bad,,,,an essex girl and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub,when the essex girl said to her boyfriend,,,""is it true if u pull your finger out ill sink"lol

[stratton]

nice one,   

batman, an intelligent blonde and father christmas all jumped off a cliff, who hit the ground first ......

none they dnt exist lol

[bfsanders]

an essex girl goes to the council to register for child benifit,"how many children" asks the council worker.      "10"replies the essex girl,,,"10"?says the council worker,,,"what are there names"???wayne,wayne wayne,wayneand wayne,,,"doesnt that get confusing",,,,"nah"says the essex girl"its great cause if there out in the street playing i just shout wayyyyne and they all come in or wayyyyne go to bed and they all go to bed",,,,"what if u want to speak to one individually"??says the perturbed council worker,,"thats easy" says the essex girl "i just use there surnames""

[J45ONJ]

aye thats a good een sandy!! :whistle: