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[michaelb]

A bus stops and two Italian men get on,they sit down and engage in conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first but her attention is drawn to them when she hears the following.
             Emma come first Den i come Den two asses come together,
             I come once more Two asses they come together again
             I come againand pee twice then I come one lasta time.
The lady cant take anymore.You foul mouthed sex obsessed pig in this country we dont speak aloud in public about our sex lives!.
             Hey coola down lady who atalkin about sex?.I'ma justa tellin my frienda how to spell Mississippi!!!


           


         

       How many times did you read this?.

[young ronnie]

Jist as weel i jocks can laugh at emsels eh Ronnie,nah the old fla sent that een ti ma ess morning ,wunner if he wiz haein a dig at ma team.......Nothing wrong wi' yer team Willie min.....Juventus offered 5 million pounds For Barry Fergusson and Fray Bentos said they wid gie them a fiver for the rest o' them.

[terryw]

Father duffy walks into the convent and sees sister rose
washing the kitchen floor.
he's overcome with desire and pushes her onto the ground,
as he's shagging her the rev mother comes in "SISTER ROSE"!!!
she roars "have some respect.
arch your back girl n keep father duffy's balls off the wet floor!!!

[terryw]

5 things not to say in a gay bar,
1. well fcuk me,
2. bottoms up
3. can i bum a fag,
4. toss ya for the next round,
5. can someone push my stool in.