Joke of the Week, Week 1
#61
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:31 PM
An investment banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday.
#62
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:33 PM
About £6.50
#63
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:35 PM
The Pigeons are still capable of making deposits on new BMW's.
#64
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:36 PM
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
#65
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:40 PM
#66
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:41 PM
#67
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:43 PM
Or my younger brother Ho-Chau-Chou. But I think it's Colin. :-\ :-\ :-\
#68
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:45 PM
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'.
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'
Boom Boom : :
#69
Posted 16 October 2008 - 03:49 PM
#70
Posted 16 October 2008 - 06:51 PM
"I'd like to spend the rest of my life
Lying in bed shagging my lovely wife"
When he went home he told her that he'd won, and she asked him what the verse was.He thought he'd better not tell her exactly so he said it was
" I'd like to spend the rest of my life
Sitting in church with my lovely wife".
Next day she met one of Paddy's mates and he said to her " paddy won the competition in the bar last night eh!!!"
She replied " yes I'm surprised he said that because he's only been there twice in the last 4years, and one of the times he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come"
#71
Posted 16 October 2008 - 07:18 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#72
Posted 16 October 2008 - 07:45 PM
[move]Credit Crunch[/move]
V's
[move]The Media
A) The colour of the text!
#73
Posted 16 October 2008 - 08:41 PM
#74
Posted 16 October 2008 - 09:18 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#75
Posted 16 October 2008 - 09:37 PM
#76
Posted 16 October 2008 - 10:37 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#77
Posted 16 October 2008 - 10:40 PM
Sure its a grand oul team ti play for
#78
Posted 16 October 2008 - 10:46 PM
I thank you
#79
Posted 16 October 2008 - 10:48 PM
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
I'll get me coat
#80
Posted 16 October 2008 - 10:49 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#81
Posted 16 October 2008 - 10:54 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#82
Posted 16 October 2008 - 10:58 PM
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#83
Posted 16 October 2008 - 11:07 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#84
Posted 17 October 2008 - 01:05 AM
#85
Posted 17 October 2008 - 07:03 AM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#86
Posted 17 October 2008 - 08:09 AM
#87
Posted 17 October 2008 - 08:49 AM
#88
Posted 17 October 2008 - 09:12 AM
#89
Posted 17 October 2008 - 09:20 AM
seriously the FAFB was barry's work, like most of the rest of the site, if its not him its one of they two other ayrshire boys and that NE loon.
#90
Posted 17 October 2008 - 09:30 AM
3 beautiful bunches of flowers beside the bed....
asks nurse to read the cards......
1st one is from the surgeon who performed the surgery thanking her for being such a wonderful patient.......
2nd is from hubby saying he loves her and can't wait to get her home and try it out........
3rd one is from wee joe in burns unit thanking her for his new ears !!!!!!!!!!!!