Joke of the Week, Week 1
#1
Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:02 PM
lets see if we can do better
#2
Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:05 PM
#3
Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:06 PM
#4
Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:08 PM
Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman order three pints, just as they lift the pints three flies land in each pint............
Englishman pushes his pint away in disgust.......
Irishman fishes the fly out and drinks his pint.......
Scotsman picks fly out and shakes it "spit it out ya thieving wee bastard, spit it out"
#5
Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:15 PM
with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I’ll stay with you for one week and do ANYTHING you want." Again, the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog asked,
"What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a beautiful princess, and that I’ll
stay with you for one week and do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss
me?" The engineer said, "Look, I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog, now that’s cool."
#6
Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:17 PM
#7
Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:20 PM
ITS A**EHOLE LOL
#8
Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:39 PM
#9
Posted 14 October 2008 - 07:45 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#10
Posted 14 October 2008 - 08:59 PM
an ant sliding down a razer blade using its balls for brakes
lol
#11
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:01 PM
#12
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:07 PM
#13
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:10 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#14
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:11 PM
#15
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:15 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#16
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:18 PM
#17
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:22 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#18
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:24 PM
#19
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:25 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#20
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:26 PM
#21
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:27 PM
#22
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:28 PM
#23
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:29 PM
#24
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:30 PM
#25
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:30 PM
#26
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:43 PM
#27
Posted 14 October 2008 - 10:08 PM
#28
Posted 14 October 2008 - 10:23 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#29
Posted 15 October 2008 - 01:34 AM
Sure its a grand oul team ti play for
#30
Posted 15 October 2008 - 01:37 AM
Sure its a grand oul team ti play for