3 replies to this topic

[fincutter]

  In a news bulletin just released, the Ministry of Agriculture reports on a new breed of cow.
It is unique in its eating habits, and somehow survives eating seaweed on the north eastern corner of Bute.
It is very shy, and the only sighting to date was this morning. As soon as our Photographers got close, it ran away, and was last seen hidden in a cloud.  The sighting is expected to cause a lot of comment on Nature Websites.
If you have any more information or pictures of the above beast, please send to
Ministry of Agriculture
Udder pl.
Wreck rd
Embra.





There will be a reward for best picture.  6 rib-eye steaks to every informant.

[nicky l]

was this it?

[Richard]

go 4 it 

[fincutter]

Further to their last flash, the MoA released the following today.

Following the sighting of the seaweed eating cow on Bute this morning. A rapid response team was deployed from the Marine Lab in Millport. The team, led by Prof Bull Longhorn, a respected Marine Mammal watcher, consists of the Professor , Dr Bo Vine from Cowes, Isle of Wight, and Dr Isa Cowe from Fraserburgh.
Controversy is raging through the scientific community as to the classification of the Cow.
Prof Longhorn is certain the cow is a Rikkiticoo, easily distinguished by the number of expellations of methane or "posts" that it passes in its lifetime.
Dr Vine on the other hand , is sure that it will be identified as a "Wrackiticoo", one of the species discovered on Arran last year, and responsible for clearing the beaches from all round the island.
Dr Cowe was quoted as saying "This hunt is a load of Bullsh*t. I had a hot date tonight with a Hairy *rsed islander, skilled in the art of mammary exploration, and instead I'm stuck here in the middle of nowhere with a right pair of T*ts!"
The MoA has upped the reward for info on the beasts. More news later.