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Catching Crabs
Started by
westword
, Oct 09 2008 06:19 PM
22 replies to this topic
#8
Posted 10 October 2008 - 05:39 PM
There was a guy here onetime asked Jock Dewar about crabs in his pubics, jock told him to rub in Meth Spirit then go sit in the dark and they will glow if you hold a lighter fllame close!
Next day Jock met him and he was as white as a sheet, Jock seys "whats wrong?" He seys "held the lighter too close and near fried my ballbag and no a hair left doon there", Jock seys " don't think ye will be bothered we crabs for a while"
Next day Jock met him and he was as white as a sheet, Jock seys "whats wrong?" He seys "held the lighter too close and near fried my ballbag and no a hair left doon there", Jock seys " don't think ye will be bothered we crabs for a while"
#11
Posted 10 October 2008 - 06:38 PM
as long as you behave yersel up the road, just to be safe take wan oh yer gloves aff the boat wae ye, cut off the pinkie and slide the glove over yer tackle, an elastic band ower the top to keep it in place, no need to wash it first, it'll stink oh sweat and prawns already!!!!!!
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!
#17
Posted 11 October 2008 - 07:30 PM
There was an old carpenter in Dickies boatyard in TT who got poor eyesight over the years, but they kept him on in the boatyard cos he even when nearly blin he could tell wood by its smell.
Any way the young fellas decided to try him out, 1st bit they tried he sniffed and named it, after a while never named a wrong one, they went and got the secretary out of the office, told her to ly on the bench face down and take doon the knicks, told the old fell to smell, then the lassie turned over and told him to sniff again, thought they had foxed him so they did.
He then announced after much thought the last sniffs he had was a shithouse door of a herring trawler!!
Any way the young fellas decided to try him out, 1st bit they tried he sniffed and named it, after a while never named a wrong one, they went and got the secretary out of the office, told her to ly on the bench face down and take doon the knicks, told the old fell to smell, then the lassie turned over and told him to sniff again, thought they had foxed him so they did.
He then announced after much thought the last sniffs he had was a shithouse door of a herring trawler!!
#20
Posted 11 October 2008 - 08:10 PM
i thought it was good but the two wimmin in the room wae me never appreciated it, shame on you john tar, posting something that wid get me into trouble for repeating, but then they did ask me what i was laughing at? so its their ain fault
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!
#22
Posted 11 October 2008 - 08:40 PM
oh i don't know ricki, the CFA 50th dinner in the holiday inn away back in the mid 80's spring to mind regarding a certain gentleman, naw that he was badly behaved or anything, lets just say his humour was a bit ribald and i recall him making my mother blush with one of his jokes, i was out of earshot so i can't repeat it here, i was lucky enough to be sat with tarbert royalty in the shape of robert ross and the count!!! jockets was involved too i seem to remember, surely its about time for their 75th anniversary? i wasn't that long married so it must have been 84 or 85, sh!t that just reminded me its only five weeks to my 25th, or two life sentences as i prefer to call it.
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!