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[markh]

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can hear him the now willi nurse nurse as the big 1 way the facial hair comes over 2 him feck sake not her again any chance o a shot o a laptop no certainly not sir well feck off then who needs glesga nurses the toon 1s would day it 4u no bother away and have a shave yea old monster lol

The nurses can stand by....latest news this morning is that he's awake and talking....please spare a thought for the nurses, whose job has just got that much more difficult

was going to ask if anyone knew how he was doing when I saw this, good to hear

[young ronnie]

If he's awake now it'll be a get well card for QW and a sympathy card for the nursing staff ?    Very nice to hear that he's making good progress though,long may it continue.

[Barry McCrindle]

I'm sure a good few rants will be building up in his head as we speak, should maybe send a couple of sets of ear defenders for the nursing staff

[Mrs R]

Good news......

[Young Knoxy]

Aye good to hear he is getting abit better long may he continue to improve

[3762dazzer]

Great news at least the health service will have plenty of improvements to implement once the 'Consultant' is good and ready to impart his wisdom to them :

Hope he's back with us soon

[Hooked]

No online facilities at his bedside  the wife had access whilst she was in hospital last year giving birth, i was able to show her how to use it, not that she was interested in fishing boats though   Cost a small fortune mind............wishing QW a speedy recovery!

[Sweltered]

Reports this morning that he was drinking coffee and eating toast....those poor nurses will NOT have made the coffee right and no doubt the toast will have been butter wrong :

[Jammy]

oh no the toast will be burned the coffee will be ot weak and have no sugar in it 

[bryan DE127]

great  to hear QW is on the mend but halve the NHSwill be off with stress very soon .

[paul h]

yes it very good news hes on the right road to recovery hopefully it wont be long before we have his input again take care QW

[Islander]

Coffee and toast sounds good but whenever Morris mentions coffee on here its not with toast but with a fag...suspect he will be looking for that before a laptop...Cant wait to hear his view on J Buchaan running for government...

[Adoration II]

how is old gey waters this week

[Sweltered]

My wife called his wife's cellphone this morning for an update, and the bold boy himself answered. He's doing ok...apparently, if you want your bum washed and powdered on a daily basis, the Southern General is the place to be....

Hands up all those hoping he's got a male nurse 

[Jammy]

glad to hear he is making progress alan,

and well could get be lucky or unlucky what is the answer hahaha

[Young Knoxy]

GOOD TO HERE HE IS ON THE MEND HIS RANTS HAVE BEEN SORELY MISSED

[Barry McCrindle]

Definitely has been missed, unlike Knoxy using sodding capital letter, CAPS lock does turn on and off

[Young Knoxy]

Sorry barry i must try harder

[markh]

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My wife called his wife's cellphone this morning for an update, and the bold boy himself answered. He's doing ok...apparently, if you want your bum washed and powdered on a daily basis, the Southern General is the place to be....

Hands up all those hoping he's got a male nurse 

Hattie Jacques from Carry on Doctor maybe   

[Barry McCrindle]

The snap of a rubber glove, heard in the distance

[johntar tt10]

For the gents who have not enjoyed a stay at the Suffering General, it is well named, I do sympathise with poor old Morrie as I had the misfortune to be sentenced to a fortnight stay there at this time last year, not a pleasant experience.
Hope his release date is soon.
JT

[Adoration II]

i hope he got a male nurse defo 1 tat looks like mr admin from tat other place lol

[young ronnie]

In the words of my dear lady wife "The way we were taught was to wash up as far as possible,down as far as possible...and then wash possible" 

[restlesswave]

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i hope he got a male nurse defo one that looks like mr admin from another place

is this a fantasy of yours?- strange

[wbeedie]

maybe he is on the old army treatmen of wire brush and dettoll

[young ronnie]

Do you speak from experience on the subject Mr.B or is the information from a third party 

[wbeedie]

Fifth hand a stayed awa fae the army quacks ,ended up getting treatment fae a Scotland rugby player that was a part of the MRS (Medical Reception Station) in Edinburgh before being ceremoniusly booted oot wi a pension for a fecked back but ti hell getting an absess treated efter the men wi syph and piles afore yi lol