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They seek him here,they seek him there.......
Started by
young ronnie
, Oct 08 2008 10:15 AM
80 replies to this topic
#1
Posted 08 October 2008 - 10:15 AM
He's no been seen for a couple o' weeks,he hasnae been at sea,
and noo the local polis have pit oot an APB.
They've searched the hale East Neuk o' Fife,fae Elie Ness tae Crail,
wi' helicopters,tracker dugs,they surely couldnae fail.
They've hunted every alleyway fae St.Minnans tae Dunoon,
but naebody's had a sighting o' the missing fisher loon.
So in sheer desparation they phoned the Bejing cops,
they would be the very lads tae pull oot a' the stops.
In a city o' ten million folk where every face is yella,
he'd stick oot like a gey sair thumb,the missing Enster fella.
But he wasnae there,and as the job was getting kinda tricky,
it was handed ower tae the Wee Toon sleuths,QW and Ricki.
Get oot the wey says Morris,and gies a bit o' space,
wi' a' ma brains and your guid looks we'll soon have cracked the case.
They were the two that found him,the idea it was Ricki's,
a stroke o' genius so it was,he's the pride of Trawler Piccies.
He went tae the ootside cludgie(where abody gauns tae hide),
and heard a weak and plaintive voice,coming fae inside.
And that was where they found him,so search around no more,
he'd just gone in tae hae a dump,and some c**t locked the door.
and noo the local polis have pit oot an APB.
They've searched the hale East Neuk o' Fife,fae Elie Ness tae Crail,
wi' helicopters,tracker dugs,they surely couldnae fail.
They've hunted every alleyway fae St.Minnans tae Dunoon,
but naebody's had a sighting o' the missing fisher loon.
So in sheer desparation they phoned the Bejing cops,
they would be the very lads tae pull oot a' the stops.
In a city o' ten million folk where every face is yella,
he'd stick oot like a gey sair thumb,the missing Enster fella.
But he wasnae there,and as the job was getting kinda tricky,
it was handed ower tae the Wee Toon sleuths,QW and Ricki.
Get oot the wey says Morris,and gies a bit o' space,
wi' a' ma brains and your guid looks we'll soon have cracked the case.
They were the two that found him,the idea it was Ricki's,
a stroke o' genius so it was,he's the pride of Trawler Piccies.
He went tae the ootside cludgie(where abody gauns tae hide),
and heard a weak and plaintive voice,coming fae inside.
And that was where they found him,so search around no more,
he'd just gone in tae hae a dump,and some c**t locked the door.
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#2
Posted 08 October 2008 - 11:14 AM
i apologise my censoring
spoiled the scanning of that verse,
its seldom i've read better
but often seen much worse
the verse it had just everything
a credit to its owner
but one thing that it answered not
just where the f uck is jonah?
spoiled the scanning of that verse,
its seldom i've read better
but often seen much worse
the verse it had just everything
a credit to its owner
but one thing that it answered not
just where the f uck is jonah?
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!
#5
Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:22 PM
sent several emails but no reply, thats more than two weeks, 22nd of september to be exact, i usually got half a doz every day, but nothing since 22nd? hope the auld bugger is keeping ok, the site is naw complete withoot him, where are you jonah?
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!
#16
Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:55 AM
quiet waters
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Slipper Skipper Posts: 148
Re: They seek him here,they seek him there.......
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i apologise my censoring
spoiled the scanning of that verse,
its seldom i've read better
but often seen much worse
the verse it had just everything
a credit to its owner
but one thing that it answered not
just where the f uck is jonah?
Please edit the Word just out F*** not F uck
thanks Jordan
Global Moderator
Rear Admiral
Slipper Skipper Posts: 148
Re: They seek him here,they seek him there.......
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i apologise my censoring
spoiled the scanning of that verse,
its seldom i've read better
but often seen much worse
the verse it had just everything
a credit to its owner
but one thing that it answered not
just where the f uck is jonah?
Please edit the Word just out F*** not F uck
thanks Jordan
#27
Posted 14 October 2008 - 08:31 PM
short answer? NO!!!
long answer? why the f uck wid ye draw attention to a post that has had forty odd posts made after it and widna be seen by anyone except somewan that sat and read the whole screed oh pages fae stert tae feenish? i've better things tae be dae'n than botherin wae somebowdies sensitave nature, if yer gan te be a fushermun ye'll need tae get used to that word and a few mair choice phrases on a daily basis, fur a stert if yer as annoying tae yer skipper at sea as ye ur oan here then he'll be callin ye a useless wan every oor on the oor, and knowing yer passion fur askin the drollest oh questions i'd sae that yur first filltime skipper will be buying himsel a parrot and teachin it tae fling insults gratuitous or itherwise every meenite or twa, just to sev hes voice. as they say up here "yer some boy for bein jeest the wan boy"
long answer? why the f uck wid ye draw attention to a post that has had forty odd posts made after it and widna be seen by anyone except somewan that sat and read the whole screed oh pages fae stert tae feenish? i've better things tae be dae'n than botherin wae somebowdies sensitave nature, if yer gan te be a fushermun ye'll need tae get used to that word and a few mair choice phrases on a daily basis, fur a stert if yer as annoying tae yer skipper at sea as ye ur oan here then he'll be callin ye a useless wan every oor on the oor, and knowing yer passion fur askin the drollest oh questions i'd sae that yur first filltime skipper will be buying himsel a parrot and teachin it tae fling insults gratuitous or itherwise every meenite or twa, just to sev hes voice. as they say up here "yer some boy for bein jeest the wan boy"
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!
#30
Posted 14 October 2008 - 08:53 PM
hows yersel? the lappie got confiscated fur mair than 24 oors by the boy and apart fae a good deal oh discomfort wae ma shooder despite hae'n enuff peels in me to kill a junkie everything is hunky dory, thats a big muscled fish called john wae lipstick on, i've a cup of coffee, a plate oh abernethies, CSI Miami on telly and deadliest catch jeest near startin, my only problem is dip? or naw dip?
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!