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#1 young ronnie

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 10:15 AM

He's no been seen for a couple o' weeks,he hasnae been at sea,
and noo the local polis have pit oot an APB.
They've searched the hale East Neuk o' Fife,fae Elie Ness tae Crail,
wi' helicopters,tracker dugs,they surely couldnae fail.
They've hunted every alleyway fae St.Minnans tae Dunoon,
but naebody's had a sighting o' the missing fisher loon.
So in sheer desparation they phoned the Bejing cops,
they would be the very lads tae pull oot a' the stops.
In a city o' ten million folk where every face is yella,
he'd stick oot like a gey sair thumb,the missing Enster fella.
But he wasnae there,and as the job was getting kinda tricky,
it was handed ower tae the Wee Toon sleuths,QW and Ricki.
Get oot the wey says Morris,and gies a bit o' space,
wi' a' ma brains and your guid looks we'll soon have cracked the case.
They were the two that found him,the idea it was Ricki's,
a stroke o' genius so it was,he's the pride of Trawler Piccies.
He went tae the ootside cludgie(where abody gauns tae hide),
and heard a weak and plaintive voice,coming fae inside.
And that was where they found him,so search around no more,
he'd just gone in tae hae a dump,and some c**t locked the door.

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 11:14 AM

i apologise my censoring

spoiled the scanning of that verse,

its seldom i've read better

but often seen much worse

the verse it had just everything

a credit to its owner

but one thing that it answered not

just where the f uck is jonah?
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!

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Posted 08 October 2008 - 03:37 PM

tryd 2 call him today no ansa ??? ;D ;D ???
Mr Richard JohnstonEEEEEEEEE Jnr

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 09:22 PM

has anybody put out the search party yet for the old man time?;D
he must be having withdrawl symptons by now

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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:22 PM

sent several emails but no reply, thats more than two weeks, 22nd of september to be exact, i usually got half a doz every day, but nothing since 22nd? hope the auld bugger is keeping ok, the site is naw complete withoot him,  where are you jonah?
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Posted 11 October 2008 - 11:27 PM

sent a few texts and tried callin but never got a repy to nothing thats no like jonah :-\

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 01:05 AM

maybe the snake caught up way him wasnt pleased wen he took boat away was him tat called pice hes good at tat :???
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 03:55 AM

Calm down ricki, take a deep breath?,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, NOw? TALK SLOWLY!!!!!!!!!
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 08:57 AM

Heard he is suffering from RSI poor man :-\

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 09:02 AM

Ricki's Stunning Ignorance?
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 09:07 AM

yer fast or maybe ricki sickened iim lol

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 09:23 AM

Really Smart Islander, judging by the revamped pic of his visit to CN you are probably correct!!!


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Posted 13 October 2008 - 10:09 AM

just clocked the pic see what you mean now lol  have been told Rickis seen it..Robbie stop interfering  :'(

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Posted 13 October 2008 - 11:01 AM

mon doon 4 the yarn gifted and handsome one,tat a old age thing or is it wen u get high about ur contempt for admin dickait lol be at pier 10 min
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Posted 13 October 2008 - 02:20 PM

as usual i get these messages oors or even days later Reliable? Stupid Internet!!!

as for the auld age thing? ask yer faither, he's a good few years on me!!!!
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 09:55 AM

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i apologise my censoring

spoiled the scanning of that verse,

its seldom i've read better

but often seen much worse

the verse it had just everything

a credit to its owner

but one thing that it answered not

just where the f uck is jonah?


Please edit the Word just out F*** not F uck

thanks Jordan

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 10:01 AM

That's YOU telt oh wise one !!!!.....pmsl here!! (it's aw right tae dae yon word, jist dinnae pit it in print !!)

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 11:48 AM

Can ye nae jeest edeet eet yersel mannie min, ats jeest awa fae it, widna gat at onna te ither site loon

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:19 PM

Ye widnae get tae post like that on the ither site ma man,ye wid sin get telt tae "please write in English" !!!

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:21 PM

Engish please  Ffarquhar

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:24 PM

Aye aye Ffarquar, your fairly getting into the scots dialect,  ;) ;)  :D :D

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:25 PM

And what's wrong with the "guid Scots tongue" might I be so bold as ask ;)  My one has served me all right for 58 years lol

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:28 PM

nuhin wrong wee it a ta ronnie, jeest Ffarquar is an englishman,lol

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 12:30 PM

Nothing wrong wi' a bi-lingual Englishman..proves they can integrate wi' us Scots lads !!

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 06:35 PM

Aye, dinna fash yersel Gordon.
I'm nae a sassanach Ronnie. Did ye nae see the flag  ;)

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 08:19 PM

Certainly did..it's ma back that gies me bother these days,there's nowt wrong wi' ma een lol

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 08:31 PM

short answer? NO!!!

long answer? why the f uck wid ye draw attention to a post that has had forty odd posts made after it and widna be seen by anyone except somewan that sat and read the whole screed oh pages fae stert tae feenish? i've better things tae be dae'n than botherin wae somebowdies sensitave nature, if yer gan te be a fushermun ye'll need tae get used to that word and a few mair choice phrases on a daily basis, fur a stert if yer as annoying tae yer skipper at sea as ye ur oan here then he'll be callin ye a useless wan every oor on the oor, and knowing yer passion fur askin the drollest oh questions i'd sae that yur first filltime skipper will be buying himsel a parrot and teachin it tae fling insults gratuitous or itherwise every meenite or twa, just to sev hes voice. as they say up here "yer some boy for bein jeest the wan boy"
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Posted 14 October 2008 - 08:44 PM

Jeeeezzz....wha rattled your cage the night ?  !!.....evenin' Mr. S !!

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 08:48 PM

Jordan "Feck" is an acceptable edit of the equivalent swear word

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Posted 14 October 2008 - 08:53 PM

hows yersel? the lappie got confiscated fur mair than 24 oors by the boy and apart fae a good deal oh discomfort wae ma shooder despite hae'n enuff peels in me to kill a junkie everything is hunky dory, thats a big muscled fish called john wae lipstick on, i've a cup of coffee, a plate oh abernethies, CSI Miami on telly and deadliest catch jeest near startin, my only problem is dip? or naw dip?
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