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[Adoration II]

last week wee had a 25 to 30ft dead minky whale another trawler had dead basking shark week before trawler dead basking shark all with creel rope round them wy drop them on tows wee all took them inside shallow water 2 drop away

[wbeedie]

Aye maybe so Ricki but the smell of the Minke was to camoflage yer aftershave

[Adoration II]

it wasnt bad only 2or 3 days dead

[wbeedie]

wid need ti be 2 - 3 weeks for the hiding of yer eau di toilet el mud and beetle then lol

[Adoration II]

i dont smell only on a wed  :

[Islander]

Is tat the day you would think elastoplast made yer boxers :

[Adoration II]

cant be buddy dont wear them

[quiet waters]

aye right enuff, your mother sez ye wanted to be a commando when you grew up, next he'll be wearing a Tshirt wae "Trawlers don't kill dolphins, potters do!!!"

next thing ye know there'll be boatloads of weegies hurlin crockery they bought at car boot sales at the forge or in a sale at lidl, at the poor beasts, all plates and saucers mind as there'll naw be any cups on show in that part of the city this year!!

ricki got lucky wae his minke, i was tellin aboot one i had to go over the side to pull the string in the middle of november, my voice has another two octaves at the top end ever since.

worse still is the dead shark thats been dead a month or two, nothing smells like it, rotting and decaying, hanging on every mash, you can taste it for weeks, theres some things jizer won't get rid of, your better wae penacillin and canestan ointment for the other one ricki!!!!

oh and by the by, how did he get to be a mate, me and robbie were at the job when him and a few others were still sh!ttin yellow!!!!!

[Adoration II]

back in nam i was a sniper left just before davie joined up

[Jammy]

rikki must hae sare fingers this morn........ he has become mate lready cause he is posting like a madman verbal dioreha if thats how its spelt lol :

[Islander]

He is happy to be free and headin to the top o the tree to sing in a loud voice

[Adoration II]

tats wen u have tomany choc muffins here ur good at polishing rusty sherrif badges

[Adoration II]

here ur good at ymca jammy

[wbeedie]

Maybe he is Ricki but you favourite song is IN the (entire)Navy

[Adoration II]

im not just as old as u young gentlemen not gettin tat yin

[quiet waters]

young man? theres no need for the frown

i said, young man, have you heaved your first tow?

young man did you go up the sound?

you won't make, much money!!!

young man, you had better steam east

i said young man, take some cream for that yeast (infection)

young man, better polish that ring

for your a*** IN SPEC SHION!!!!!

its fun to tow at the E, F EF

its fun to tow at the E, F EF

when the weathers grey, you can tail all day

and make f**k all money!!!!

its fun to tow at the E,F EF

its fun to tow at the E, F EF

with an irish fleet, ye canna see for sleet

and its still september!!!!!!


he'll be up gie'n that laldy in mcgochans this weekend as usual

[Adoration II]

first class the day ma old chum take it the pills not workin the lol north tt the day towin back down the slug

[quiet waters]

i don't mean to nitpick but you posted that and then phoned me to tell me the same thing, its MS i've got, naw bloody alzheimers!!!!!!!

its what my uncle used to call a good day on the land the day, mebbe a bit skittery out west

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