62 replies to this topic

[Fishermen-Jordan]

Who all thinks i will get a sh%g after the Exmouth fishermen and fisherwomans dance tomorow night?

vote yes or no please.

[Fishermen-Jordan]

anyone who vote no so tell me why ?

[ADMIN]

No they dont!!

[Barry McCrindle]

maybe off a fisherman.......... definitely not a fisherwoman

[wbeedie]

Or Jenna Jamieson 

[young ronnie]

If he doesn't manage to find a sh*g ye never know,,maybe he'll get a cormorant,or a gannet,they're fine big birds (mind you,if he fancies a real game bird,I would suggest a pheasant)

[wbeedie]

Aye but he would need a good Grip o that sort o bird as Rikki would say

[young ronnie]

It would take a lot of plucking though.

[Barry McCrindle]

be better just going home and chokin that chicken of his

[Fishermen-Jordan]

Wbeebie have u asked Jenna Jamieson to come then?   

[wbeedie]

did you not know that Rikkis secret girlfried ,you will have to make do with virtual jenna

[restlesswave]

i voted yes for you jordan- i have every confidence in your abilitys- the rest are just a bunch of old begrudgers!

[young ronnie]

Anyone for a (pop the) cherry brandy ??

[Mrs R]

Think it will all depend on how much drink is flowing luv.......You go for it.....x x

[Martin Johns]

Hope your not drinking at the xmas due Jordan. Wait until you get home & have a (hand) shandy.  

[3762dazzer]

With the amount of entertainment you provide on here you deserve one
That said i voted NO

[Adoration II]

not looking 2 good so far gordan likes boys bums is it

[bryan DE127]

the boys do not think much of your prowess Jordan looks like a NO vote.

[Adoration II]

shhhhhh he might get his friend on again lol nope looks like be pamela or her 5 sisters maybe they wont think much o him either lol

[bryan DE127]

well Ricki if it all goes pear shape he can allways get a grip lol.

[Martin Johns]

Ach Liebster, Heim früh. dies sieht gut für Jordan nicht aus  

I  too voted no by the way  

[Adoration II]

u shoulda said sorry at the time bam

[Fishermen-Jordan]

kev cant Pm u back look You have exceeded the limit of 20 personal messages per hour.

[wbeedie]

You will have to get more credits then Jordan but you need to ask by PM

[Fishermen-Jordan]

i wanna PM Rikki to say a big sorry

[wbeedie]

Am sure the coo will like that but its no use crying over spilt MILK now is it

[Adoration II]

haha stop anoying the admins then the site clown u done the deed so deal with it do u regret it yet and i told u u shoulda said it 2month ago wen u done it then i might a let it slip

[3762dazzer]

This is about as close as I rekon you'll get

http://www.trawlerpi...sa=view;id=5601

[quiet waters]

you know what will happen, he'll meet a girl, ask for a dance, whirl her round the floor while boring her with stories about the site, eventually she will take pity on him and ask for his phone number, he'll write it on a piece of paper and never hear from her again, even if she tries to call him you know what will have happened? yes, like everything else he does he'll get the numbers mixed up and write it down wrong!!!
either that or the old fishermen standing at the bar swearing about the £5 million decom scheme will set off his ADHD and he'll start shouting and swearing at the poor lassie who'll storm off in disgust to find her older brother who'll stiffen him for his cheek, so he might not get a shag but he'll be well and truly fecked up by the end of the night.
OR, he'll ask the lassie if she wants to see the pic he posted by saying "do you want to see a pic of me with my fist wrapped round a big one that reaches my knees?" and get his face slapped, the nshe'll go and get her brother and, ach well you know the rest!!!
OR, he meet a lassie who asks if he wants to see her puppies and she'll take him outside and show him the boxes of moorlachs that her old man uses as bait in his pots.
OR some big gay exmouth fisherman will take a fancy to him,ask if he can push his stool in for him and burst his ringpiece in the toilets.