Sister Catherine and Sister Helen from Glasgow, are traveling through Europe in their car.
They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light.
Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the bonnet of the car and hisses at them through the windscreen.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Catherine. "What shall we do?"
"Turn the windscreen wipers on. That will get rid of the wee abomination," says Sister Helen
Sister Catherine switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What shall I do now?" she shouts.
"Switch on the windscreen washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican ," says Sister Helen .
Sister Catherine turns on the windscreen washer.
Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"Now what?" shouts Sister Catherine.
"Show him your cross," sqeals Sister Helen.
"Now you're talkin," says Sister Catherine.
She opens the window and shouts,
"Get the FUCK aff the windscreen ya wee CLAM !
an 'he' wis gone !
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, May 03 2015 03:51 PM
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