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#1 bitter end

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:33 AM

A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place


was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers


Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a


window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew


they had lots still to do and she became very upset.





She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phoned then used it to


call her husband to ask him where he was.





The husband in a calm voice replied: "Darling, you remember the jewellery


shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond


necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get


it for you...?"





His wife's eyes filled with tears of emotion, she began to cry softly and


stifling a sob she whispered: “Yes, I remember that jewellery shop..."






"Well," he said, "I'm in the pub next to that."



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