A Scotsman & his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost €5,000 to ship her home or €50 to bury her here. The Scotsman said ship her hame. The undertaker said, "But, sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land & save the money?" The Scotsman said "Listen here pal, a long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3 days later he rose from the deed. She's gawn fucking hame."
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Posted 09 June 2013 - 07:25 PM
Similar vein to another old one .
In days of old ,when the coffin was carried to the cemetary by mourners , Jock's wife apparently died . It was a hot day ,and they came to a pub,where it was custom for the nearest relative to stand a round. The coffin was placed on a wall . Coming out, sounds came from within ,and on opening the lid ,wife was foundto be well . Ten years later ,Jock was in the same situation and off they set to the cemetary. Another hot day and the bearers were tired ,hot and thirsty and looked to Jock for a sign to stop ."NA, NA ,LADS" SAID jOCK."tHIS IS WHERE THE ACCIDENT HAPPENED LAST TIME " .
In days of old ,when the coffin was carried to the cemetary by mourners , Jock's wife apparently died . It was a hot day ,and they came to a pub,where it was custom for the nearest relative to stand a round. The coffin was placed on a wall . Coming out, sounds came from within ,and on opening the lid ,wife was foundto be well . Ten years later ,Jock was in the same situation and off they set to the cemetary. Another hot day and the bearers were tired ,hot and thirsty and looked to Jock for a sign to stop ."NA, NA ,LADS" SAID jOCK."tHIS IS WHERE THE ACCIDENT HAPPENED LAST TIME " .
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