A Scotsman & his ever nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost €5,000 to ship her home or €50 to bury her there.
The Scotsman said ship her hame.
The undertaker said, "But, sir, why don't you bury her in the Holy Land & save the money?"
The Scotsman said "Listen here pal, a long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3 days later he rose from the deid.
She's gawn f-cking hame !"
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An Ever Lovin Scot
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bitter end
, Oct 05 2012 10:27 AM
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