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[bitter end]

She's single.,she's beautiful, she's gorgeous, she's ------
She lives right across the street.
I can see her house from my living room.
I watched as she got home from work this evening.
I was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway.
She knocked on my door...
I rushed to open it.
She looks at me, and says, "I just got home, and I am so horny!  I have this
strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I'm free... I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good!  In that case, could you watch my dog?"

MAN...  IT'S NO FUN GETTING  F'N OLD!!!