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#1 bitter end

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Posted 15 May 2012 - 02:04 PM

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward.
One is fraee Glesga, one frae Edinburgh  and the other frae Jamaica.

Suddenly the doctor comes and says,
"Gentlemen, your wives have all had little boys!
However in the confusion we may have mixed the babies up.
Could you come to the nursery to help us identify them?"

The Glaswegian ran to the nursery, picked up a dark-skinned baby with dreadlocks and said,"This boy is mine."
The surprised doctor said, "But this child looks Jamaican."
"True," said the Glaswegian, "but there is a fifty fifty chance that one of the others is frae Phuquin Edinburgh, and I'm not taking the risk."



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