just cant wait to see some ppl's faces on xmas morning
when they find out i have bought them gift vouchers
for woolworths
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Joke of The Week, Week 10...........
Started by
Barry McCrindle
, Dec 14 2008 09:50 PM
34 replies to this topic
#31
Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:03 PM
#32 Guest_Steve Ellwood_*
Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:09 PM
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just cant wait to see some ppl's faces on xmas morning
when they find out i have bought them gift vouchers
Hi James
Or worse still - MFI !!!!
Sad for those who have lost their jobs just before Xmas
for woolworths
when they find out i have bought them gift vouchers
Hi James
Or worse still - MFI !!!!
Sad for those who have lost their jobs just before Xmas
for woolworths
#33
Posted 20 December 2008 - 08:29 PM
can't wait to see their faces on xmas day when they find out i've bought them feck all again!!!!!
And their teeth will be blunted like lions and they will be cast away on whirlwinds and such!!!!
#34
Posted 20 December 2008 - 09:45 PM
Ye're as tight as a mouse's arse so ye are !!!!
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#35
Posted 21 December 2008 - 12:56 PM
MALE DATE RAPE DRUG WARNING:
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women
whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that
"something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone
book.
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be
alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.
Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in
bottles, cans, or from taps and in large "kegs". Beer is used by female
sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go
home and sleep with them.
A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then
simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.
Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men
will often succumb to the desires to sleep with horrific looking women
whom they would never normally be attracted.
After drinking beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly
what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling
that
"something bad" occurred.
At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's
savings, in a familiar scam known as "a relationship."
In extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "marriage." Men are much more susceptible to this scam
after beer is administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.
If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it,
there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your
shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.
For the support group nearest you, just look up Golf Courses" in the phone
book.