morrisons in ayr are reporting regular sightings of a very large man entering stores and cleaning the shelves ov potnoodles,, in particular he is targating the new,, chinese spare rip no7 variaty ,

a spoksman says he just seen this huge fella wi a cigar in his gub and a large scar on his face looked affy like ,, hellboy ,, without the horns

the polic are waning not to approach him until he,s eaten and in a good mood,
KILL EM ALL, LET GOD SORT EM OOT.