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[westword]

mca central command in conjunction with seafishhhhhhhhh  have invented a few more inspiring courses for us in2012 goin forward , WATCHING THE WEATHER GO BY  this includes vital information as to cloud carry and sea conditions , a perticular interest in sea spoots , its included here as many have not been in fear and alarm at a large sea spoot forming at the side of there vessel, mca will explain all in this 4 day course at a cost of only £1000 , DAMAGE LIMATATION  this is a very simple wee course involving a large plastic box and a hammer with various paraphanalia inside to help in any major calamity that might befall the us at sea , this one is split in to a theory and a practical so as to extend our full knowlege off hammer bashing , 3 day coures at a reasonable £400,, REFFRESHER COURSES theres a refresher course to go over all the other courses that you already have  seafish will inform you  when there available and you can send £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££    o and theres a NAVIGATING BY THE STARS COURSE  just on the off chance your wheelhouse windows get smashed in and all electrics are washed out, this course is heavily recommended and is cheap at only ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££   cloud cover permiting, thanks all , HEED THE BAW , MCA CENTRAL

[3762dazzer]

The NAVIGATING BY THE STARS COURSE course is a total waste of time because if you'd already done the WATCHING THE WEATHER GO BY course you'd have notice the poor weather and would be on your way in. But if it did happen you could then use the skills learnt in the DAMAGE LIMITATION course and repair the wheelhouse, once repaired you just as well stop out and shoot away again !!!! Which of course you'd have to to pay for all the f***ing courses

[westword]

absolute quality 3762 dazzer, the first tears av shed in 2012 , and a wazny greetin

[westword]

happy newyear ti you too   there bringin yin oot fir you , FOOD  PREPERATION AT SEA  , its a  fiveday yin , but you,ll  manage it in halfan hour

[young ronnie]

I'm no sure what had me laughin' the maist...the course prices or the banter !!  A thoosand pound for the same information as stickin' yer heid oot the wheelhoose windae wid gie ye??....FFS ye're pullin' ma whatsit lol

[westword]

   ronnie !!!  its jist as weel there isny still widden boxes or theyd come awa wi the CARPENTRY AND SPLINTER MANAGMENT COURSE how to sort boxes and stow them correctly , ach ffs yi get the idea

[young ronnie]

Wonder what yon "elff an' safety" wallahs wid have made o' lifting the lid on the coal stove when the fire was nearly oot,coupin' a guid skelp o' diesel ile in,get the lid back on smartish afore the WHOOOOF near blew the feckin' lid back off again lol.....abody sittin' there laughin' their heids off at the performance tae....happy days right enough Davie !!

[westword]

gee whizz ronnie al jist keep that wee thocht in ma heed   at wid be yin fir the heed bummer ti cover,    WHOOOOF  ti thelot ow them

[westword]

a kent yi waz home, the news waz sayin the road ti ayr is littered wi fish supper wrappers ,    

[young ronnie]

Aye KY,it was ma grandfaither that tellt me a' aboot yon auld Kelvins that ye poored petrol intae then swung like buggery on the hannel 'til they fired....jist like the coal fires they were long afore ma time...ahm far ower young tae mind o' thae things !!

[young ronnie]

That's how I'm ca'ed Young Ronnie...jist a laddie yet

[young ronnie]

I can remember seeing big Harry Davis playing,albeit that was at the end of his Ibrox career,that'll gie ye a clue how auld I am

[markh]

didn't know they did chariot racing at ibrox

[young ronnie]

Dinnae you gaun and mention bowler hats and Cellik in the same breath KY or that'll be another kick off.We'll hae tae bring Hugh Dallas in wi' his rid cairds again

[westword]

you,ll be gettin an obe,mbe, knighthood and the rest fir services ti the foooood industry

[young ronnie]

If you could guarantee I'll get that particular letter from Her Majesty(I'll no say "God bless her",I'm no really a monarchist to be honest!)then I'll be a very happy chappie I can assure ye KY. Ye can bet on one thing though,by the year 2050,where ever I am,I sure won't smell too fresh