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#1 wbeedie

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 12:33 PM

A blind man went 4 a job in a wood yard saying he could identify any wood by its smell.
They tested him on different types & he guessed right every time.
To catch him out the secretary laid naked on the floor with her legs open.
He sniffed & said he wasn’t sure & asked 4 the 'wood' 2 be turned over, he sniffed again & said:
"You can't fool me, it’s an old shithouse door off a fishin’ boat!"
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#2 KEVIND

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Posted 08 September 2011 - 03:48 PM

thats a fkn belta



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