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#1 carolmac

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 12:14 PM

Are you insured for sex. Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes....

Sex with your wife - Legal and General ....
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line ....
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.....
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare ...
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than ...
Sex On the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels ....
Sex with a posh bird - Privilege ....
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com..


#2 wbeedie

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Posted 23 August 2011 - 07:42 PM

;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Some people accuse me of thinking the world revolves around me, but it doesn't. It revolves around the Sun which shines out of my arse.

#3 watchman

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Posted 25 August 2011 - 09:21 AM

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Are you insured for sex. Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having. Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes....

Sex with your wife - Legal and General ....
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line ....
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.....
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare ...
Sex with a Fat bird - More Than ...
Sex On the back seat of a car- Sheila's Wheels ....
Sex with a posh bird - Privilege ....
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com..





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