Merry Christmas
#68
Posted 02 December 2008 - 11:57 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#69
Posted 03 December 2008 - 01:04 AM
as for the entered in a contest line? that had me laughing enough to get me thru xmas, so i'm taking a leaf oots jordon's book and warping some presents, i'm telling tickleme elmo that god doesn't exist, barbie that with claes like that she'll make a fortune on the game and the mamma mia DVD? well i'm sticking a ring on the cooker and sitting it on top. five minutes should just about do it?
and to top it off when my two get up on xmas morning and find nothing but a bill fortheir keep for the last 16 and 13 years respectively with the warning that i expect them to repay every penny between now and the day i die? oh and that santa is dead as i caught him trying to park his fecking sleigh in my space outside the hoose and stove his pan in wae the butt of a pool cue i keep in the front cupboard since a bunch of lads thought it would be a good idea to try and break into my shed, i caught the slowest one who said he'd get his dad to me, two years later and i'm still waiting, i even told him my name and phone number so he would know which door to come to!!!
that and the wife is in the huff after i told her i gave away my monkfish recipe, i only ever cook it for her, seems i broke some unwritten law or something???
and anyway jordon its naw xmas till i hear roy wood and wizzard singing "i wish it could be christmas every day" hasn't stopped me dropping a hint that a nice gift would be a selection of penny whistles in A D and G, maybe a F thrown in, from the collective groan i think i might have spoiled a surprise, either that or they've all bought me some?
#71
Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:24 AM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#73
Posted 03 December 2008 - 09:48 AM
disna bare thinking aboot, hence the reason i'm naw goin to the doc wae my need to run off every ten minutes and naw getting enough to fill wan oh they wee sample bottles they gie ye, there'll be no camera going up my archiebald!!!!!!!!
#74
Posted 03 December 2008 - 09:58 AM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#75
Posted 03 December 2008 - 10:11 AM
#79
Posted 03 December 2008 - 11:02 AM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#81
Posted 03 December 2008 - 11:18 AM
Sure its a grand oul team ti play for
#82
Posted 03 December 2008 - 11:24 AM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#84
Posted 03 December 2008 - 12:00 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#87
Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:43 PM
as for the camera thing? i told the doc that if i suddenly lose two or three stone, i'll come back to him, but only efter i lose the weight. nevermind, by the time that heppens the do gooders will have made sure the NHS is refusing to treat me cos i smoke, i hope, cos i'm asking for the tax from twenty a day for the last thirty four years gets returned to me, i reckon its aboot thirty grand at least!!!! that'll pay for a roon the world cruise and leave enough for a one way plane ticket to switzerland!!!!
sorry for bringing up the prostate thing in the first place but the man on telly is ok after the op and for the first time in thirty years he disna have to piss into a bag, bet thats a relief???
#88 Guest_Steve Ellwood_*
Posted 03 December 2008 - 03:50 PM
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as for the camera thing? i told the doc that if i suddenly lose two or three stone, i'll come back to him, but only efter i lose the weight. nevermind, by the time that heppens the do gooders will have made sure the NHS is refusing to treat me cos i smoke, i hope, cos i'm asking for the tax from twenty a day for the last thirty four years gets returned to me, i reckon its aboot thirty grand at least!!!! that'll pay for a roon the world cruise and leave enough for a one way plane ticket to switzerland!!!!
sorry for bringing up the prostate thing in the first place but the man on telly is ok after the op and for the first time in thirty years he disna have to piss into a bag, bet thats a relief???
Hi QW
Nowt to do with Xmas but.........
I'm a Type 2 as well but we must be a little more 'civilised' down here as we put in repeat scripts via the Web - still got to pick up the script from the Docs though
#89
Posted 03 December 2008 - 04:41 PM
#90
Posted 04 December 2008 - 12:52 AM
moot point seeing as the counts have been over 20, as high as HI, which is off my machine's scale of 30, for weeks now, so i reckon i'll be taking less pills and more injections soon. how did they control you, i've a friend who insists they should stick me in hospital till they control things, been over a year and still not under control, besides i could do with ditching the pills that put weight on me, my 36" waist jeans are falling off me and i intend to do likewise with the 34"
xmas connection? i don't want to be playing santa next year!!! oh we are getting snow, and the ghost train is coming (toonies will get the joke)