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[Adoration II]

hope ur not jealous barry 

[Fishermen-Jordan]

Jammy come down with the Aealous then walk to knock on my door witrh ur massice sack bag ! 

[Barry McCrindle]

he might grease himself up and slide down your chimney Jordan.........

[sylvestor]

had to come in early to put up xmas decorations it was also my maws birthday today and they were having a wee party for her,so i thought to myself theres no show without punch,no james i had a docs appointment at 4.45 i could not get out of

[Jammy]

rikkis boat is faster so he would get ther on time for xmas eve jordan


we dont carry enough deisel

[Fishermen-Jordan]

Robbie go up ur loft and pass the xmas stuff down to Mrs R then  what about a fairy light on the islander

[homeward bound]

if you go james take him a diksshionnarrie

[Jammy]

aye aye skipper well you need to keep the mot up to date and then you can relax with a wee hauf




or is that your crew man lol


didnt no you were crew on the islander jordan

[Fishermen-Jordan]

anyone want to send me anything? ever a xmas card?

[Adoration II]

did u get blue cream sylvester

[Adoration II]

if ur driving down jammy calmac jack mind put right fuel in or does raindeers use diffrent lube

[Jammy]

a few carrots and away ye go hohoho

[Fishermen-Jordan]

be back in 15mins need to have a face shave before i meet some girls tomorrow 

[Adoration II]

do u like dressing up jammy calmac jack

[Jammy]

now rikki you no that should never be spoke about apart from when it is just you and me

seeing you like the way the stockings ride up on you

is it creel netting you use for them again

[Barry McCrindle]

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be back in 15mins need to have a face shave before i meet some girls tomorrow 

Where else do you shave Jordan, palms of your hands? or is that all worn away??

[Fishermen-Jordan]

back from my shave! all nice a clean!

so its time to go warp some persents  lol

meeting up 6girls tomorrow  don't get jealous jammy 

[Adoration II]

uve taken tat 1 2 far jammy calmac jack its u an chris tat wear them at sea i must admit i like it wen a women wears them not enough nettin in a creel 2 go 2 her thigh lol

[Adoration II]

wat is going on jammy calmac jack u cheating on me

[Fishermen-Jordan]

Jammy hope u will send me a letter saying " what u want for xmas"  i will reply saying i will have the AEALOUS 

[Young Knoxy]

oooh jordan you no getting anything now you spelt aeolus wrong

[Barry McCrindle]

Jordan you want jammy's Aholus he might give you a go, if you're nice to him

[Fishermen-Jordan]

aye barry's spelling is wrong again!        i will ask jammy for a tirp on the Aeolus

[Fishermen-Jordan]

Jammy Please may i have a tirp on the Aealous with u ?  :-\

[3762dazzer]

Its a TRIP Jordan a TRIP I say !!!!!!!

Dong Ding Merely on who

[restlesswave]

jordan-if any of the `big`boys ask you to play `leapfrog`-make sure your no the one bending down

[young ronnie]

I really can't think what you mean Frankie ...keep fit maybe ??

[restlesswave]

aye ronnie-but not for the fella that`s bending over LOL!

[young ronnie]

When he said "enter me in a competition" he didn't mean it literally then

[restlesswave]

with all the `rear admirals` here-for his own sake i hope not!