44 replies to this topic

[restlesswave]

if carlsberg did hospitals......................

[quiet waters]

i heard martin johns cancelled a holiday to israel because the brochure said that from the hotel on the banks of the sea of gallilee you could see jordan!!!

[young ronnie]

What's the story with jackanory? wouldn't we like to know!

[Adoration II]

wats the story in balamori wouldn u like 2 no if u go 2 the yello house ull find wee beedie doin the private mail

[Mrs R]

Well Mr r may not have had a pm but I have......... Rekon another member of this site put him on to me.......... Mr M.....................

[young ronnie]

Would I do such a thing to a lovely lady like you Mrs.R?....certainly not. Maybe he's looking for a mother figure,or in your case a big sister figure?

[Jammy]

hmmm would that be mr munro maybes princess fiona

[Mrs R]

perhaps Jammy "The sexual dynamo" Jack.... Not that I know that about you from personal experince...... and can wee keep the "Balamory" comments to a minimum please...

[Islander]

Keepin oot o this one :

[Jammy]

the princess called me jammy.... first i never spoke to her skipper honest lol

[Islander]

Think you meant ALTERNATOR alegedly ....Jimmy

[Adoration II]

head not with it mrs r

[Mrs R]

No probs Ricky...... hope nothing is added to your name the way it is to Mr Jack's.........................

[Islander]

Jammy anory

[Adoration II]

haha i hope not mr r