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[Dirty Dan]

Ive just had my first message from Jordan on this site,
Am i the first? Doubt it  [glow=red,2,300][/glow]

[Fishermen-Jordan]

what u on about Dan ?

[Young Knoxy]

IVE NOT HAD ONE YET SO YOU BEAT ME

[Islander]

Never ever had one..........maybe i wear the wrong aftershave

[Fishermen-Jordan]

haha !!! 

[Young Knoxy]

YOU SHOULDNT HAVE SAID THAT ISLANDER YOU WILL GET QUITE ALOT NOW

[wbeedie]

Right fa telt him thats Martin  resignin as we speak lol

[Dirty Dan]

Its just someone once told me Jordan that you send quite a few pm's to different people, i didnt believe them for one minute! so i thought i would ask to see if anyone else had had any from you. I must sort my stutter out.

[Young Knoxy]

HE SENT A GOOD FEW PMS SO YOU ARE QUITE POSABLEY NO THE FIRST ONE ON TIS SITE TO GET ONE

[wbeedie]

"A FEW" that must be the biggest understatement of the year lol

[Kevin Munro]

Well ive had 23 tonight!!!   A record?

[Barry McCrindle]

SNAP!!!!!!!!!

[wbeedie]

thank god am no admin here lol get enough over the watter

[young ronnie]

I'm like Mr.R Willie,never had one from him yet...we must baith be using the same kind of aftershave!...by the way,whats wi' this Johnny Cash logo?(I aye thought that johnny cash was change ye got oot a condom machine,obviously I wis wrong!)

[wbeedie]

brocht up wi it as a youngster noo  am mair like ma father than I widve liked lol tried usin the island rose picture a hae but it went pixellated an couldnae be ersed searhing for somethin better

[restlesswave]

seems to be a pretty exclusive club ronnie-me, you an mr r. could there be a link!? and are ye no thinkin o the fairy tale o the coloured condom?-little red riding hood......

[young ronnie]

He must have something against us right enough Mr.G. Cracking joke that as well..just told it to the wife and she understood it...tut,tut,and thrice tut lol

[quiet waters]

you lot are all rubbish, know what i did? i sent him one before he'd had a chance to send one to anybody else!!!! i just asked what kept him?

[wbeedie]

Thocht about it QW but it was the first part of his user name that threw me ie Fisherman ,at boy asks a lot o questions

[young ronnie]

He's either dead keen tae learn things Willie or he's a right nosey bu**er lol

[wbeedie]

Canna be listening ti fit we tell the younger eens Ronnie ,fan they ask questions aboot the sea cos we i give em the same answer BIDE WEEL AWA FAE IT

[quiet waters]

HE'S NAW VERY PERCEPTIVE HE ASKED IF I WAS THE BOSS OH THIS PLACE, ANYBODY ELSE WID HAVE ASKED "CAN YOU NAW SHUT UP FOR FIVE MEENITS AND GIE YER ARSE A CHANCE????


[move]CALLING JONAH, CALLING JONAH, COME IN JONAH, JORDAN IS MISSING YOU, NAW, WRANG JORDAN, AYE THAT!!!! JORDAN[/move]

[wbeedie]

Maybe he likes the ramblings ,something that was missing from elsewhere Morris

[young ronnie]

While ye're at it,ye micht as weel tell him tae bide clear o' strong drink and loose women,and gaun tae the kirk on a Sunday !!

[Kevin Munro]

The poor loon was airlifted off a clam boat last week, broken shoulder and blood everywhere he told ma!!

[wbeedie]

Nae efter  catchin 70 odd bags o clams in a day wi fower aside lol

[Kevin Munro]

The lifting pole hit him or summin, chopper took him te hospital, im sure heel explain all himsel.

[wbeedie]

Nae fine Kev ,the chopper isnae a fine way hame a ken that ,usual first stop is the Hospital

[quiet waters]

rambling? thats the  last thing we need, he'll be lee'n gates open and ah thing, empty sports drink bottles and crisp packets ah ower the place, frightenin the nets as they graze quietly in a far corner of the quay, throwing sticks at the hoppers to try and get them to jump,  scattering boxes wae his big clumpy boots, where dae ye think the term dolly mixtures came from? aye bloody ramblers, and they whistle too, if its a poor mornin and the broo queue that wiz rambler whistlin caused that, fearful unlucky ramblers, if you meet wan on yir way to the boat in the mornin just turn roon and go hame, cos if ye don't ye know wit will heppen, they'll stop ye and ask for directions, then tell ye their bloody life story and you'll miss the daylight, the day will be fecked so yer better jeest gang hame, and don't mention technical terms like bobbins to them, they'll jeest spend oors tellin ye aboot their collection oh toorie bunnets their granny knitted them!!!

[Dirty Dan]

Thats a shame to hear that, that must of been just after his mate had to get airlifted from the crabber he was skippering because his hand went through the block!! The next day he had to have an operation on his back beacause he broke it falling down the stairs!! Must be a pretty good hospital because he was out fishing again 2 days later, i could write a book of bulls--t from the stories ive been told