2 polo's sat at the bar... one's telling the other how hard he is and that he aint scared of no-one... just then a halls soother walks in ... the tough polo shuts and say f*** all until the halls soother finishes pint and leaves... the other polo says 'i thought you were f***ing hard' he say's '... I am but he's fookin Menthol!!!
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Posted 09 September 2010 - 11:04 PM
a peice of red tarmac was in the same bar talking to a piece of black tarmac, the same crack happens... i'm rock hard, i aint scared of no man, until the green tarmac walks in... black tarmac shits his pants and runs off home.... the red tarmac rings him up and say whats up??? the black says ' i aint drinking in there with him... he's a fookin cyclepath'!!
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Posted 09 September 2010 - 11:06 PM
Tiger Woods, Wayne Rooney, Ashley Cole, John Terry, Vernon Kay, Mark Owen.
What have they all got in common?
Wives who obviously need to make more of an effort.......
What have they all got in common?
Wives who obviously need to make more of an effort.......
I always see both sides of the argument, the one that's wrong and mine.....
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