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[quiet waters]

you posted that in wrong place, thats joke of the week!!!!!!

must warn ricki, i put the laptop down to go and see ron, thats the name for leftovers in this house, they get left for ron as in lateron. anywize i came back to find my 13yr old browsing the site and muttering "he's dead" i'd left her looking up the uses for platinum so was suprised to find her looking at a pic of me that mr J jnr had been playing with (each to his own, i know he gets lonely) i can only assume that she has marked his card, rather him than me is all i'll say, now she is scary, well she is female for a start!!!!!!

[Mrs R]

Tell you better than that man she phoned the boat to say she was havin twins and big Jim said "You musta done it twice"..... His reply "Is that what happens man I dont know man cant mind I was pisheed man dont remember man"............. x

[Mrs R]

Hope that last post does not count as porn Jordan............. Sorry.............

[bryan DE127]

their is more chance of yrs porn shopin Pittsburgh than on here JORDAN.

[young ronnie]

I said it was only auld lads that would get that joke Bryan !!......you did lol

[Adoration II]

maybe jordon is watching a dvd

[bryan DE127]

aye Ronnie the sad thing is i know who sung the song theres a PORN shop on a corner in Pittsburgh Pensylvania Guy mitchell now thats sad. no Jordan he dose not go to the creels

[young ronnie]

There's definately nae hope for you Bryan...I remember the song but I couldnae for the life of me mind who sang it and neither could my wife even though she's aulder than me(she's got her bus pass now).We're in a minority of two here unless there's some out there that are too embarrassed to own up !!....come on lads get it off yer chests,we'll no take the p*ss oot yez,honest. (And if ye can remember "she wears red feathers and a hooly hooly skirt".....no don't even go down that road,that's too sad to speak about lol)

[young ronnie]

We're just "gentlemen of a certain age" i'm afraid,and that just dates us !!....cheers Steve.

[restlesswave]

i remember it now from an old 8 track that the da had-and another one was red feathers-and that gents makes me even stranger than you lot as i`m only 39!

[young ronnie]

I can see a new club being started on here for "nostalgic old geezers"...never mind Terry Wogan's TOGs,we've got the NOGs !!

[young ronnie]

We're near enough the knuckle on the joke section already without that acronym Steve !!.....and if you posted a video of the Black and White Minstrels Show we would get the PC police feeling our collar lol

[restlesswave]

just don`t come looking for me-not my fault i was brainwashed with all of this and much,much worse when i was impressionable (well i`m still impressionable-but i was only a wean then) but still have to say thanks to my late mother i`ve been a life long jim reeves fan-so maybe wasn`t all bad (sydney devine,big tom and andy stewart have to take the biscuit for sheer awfulness!!)

[young ronnie]

Must admit I've been a C&W fan for "quite some time" (the old lady's fault,and blame her for making me a Josef Locke fan as well) and Gentleman Jim was always a favourite ahead of Hank Williams....sad??.....this has degenerated to "pass me the kleenex" time for sadness !!

[Barry McCrindle]

or should that be be "Coffin dodgers Are Us"

[bryan DE127]

see what you have started Ronnie yesterday there was a debate about a 50s drifter now its about a 50s pop singer it gets worse ha ha.

[young ronnie]

From one old coffin dodger to another Bryan.....this isnae my fault,it was that young scally Jordan that started it all off talking about porn....and the worst bit of all is I cannae find any on here....damn !!!!

[bryan DE127]

ach hes no that bad Jordan he got a bit crack going with his PORN but as you say i have no found any yet.

[Islander]

Still Game springs to mind...(Jack and Victor)

[Adoration II]

whos booby then robi i dont think im allowed 2 say much now

[young ronnie]

I think the aulder ye get the mair ye take Jack and Victor type characters as yer role models Robi.My wife aye says I was a torn faced git when I was younger and I'm fully worse now (but that's only her opinion !!)

[Islander]

Great something to look foreward to ronnie i was going to comment on my wifes opinion ,but not on here ,that would be silly

[young ronnie]

CHICKEN !!!!!

[quiet waters]

you overstepped the mark picking jim over hank, jim reeves was one of the biggest supporters of aparthied in south africa so much so that when the started giving the niggra the vote in the good old south in the 60's he moved to south africa where they knew how to treat them, makes him a pretty dispicable character in my book, not the type you'd piss on if some kind soweta inhabitant stuck a fender roon his neck and lit it!!!!
just acting in my capacity as unofficial music historian, you learn a lot of useless information after nine years on the radio, the best being that oban FM and west sound are sh!te!!!!! one fact i have forgotten is one of CN's forgotten sons who had his own show on westsound for many years, cheesy lookin b>gger, i've been all day trying to get online, having problems with aol, lets me log on but nothing else? so i gave up trying and just opened this up on firefox after i'd logged on. course could have done that hours ago but theres been a pretty bad sly stallone film on called daylight, he's made some crap but this one takes the biscuit, i couldn't get on last night either but got to watch a fascinating doc about the late joe strummer.
as for the guy mitchell? my mother saw him live in glasgow in the late 50's, him and thon fla that used to greet, c'mon, i know who he is, wore a hearing aid, so he probably gret cause he forgot to turn it aff afor he went onstage. must have been a weird generation, altho i was brought up from birth listening to the beatles and hank williams and other brit acts of the 60's soul obviously never reached CN, theres not one in my auld dears vast singles collection. what do you expect? i remember my uncle telling me aboot the busloads that went fae trumpton and the toon in the 50's to hear billy graham in the kelvin hall!!!!

[young ronnie]

Never knew the S/A connection before I must admit. Even to-day though the Deep South aint too "colour friendly" despite what they would wish us to believe,and it isn't going to get better now with Mr.Obama in the "big hoose". If you want to invest your savings put them in a company in Alabama that manufactures white sheets,I can see there might be a demand for them quite soon !!  (or you might just get a part time job cutting wee holes in them !!)

[Barry McCrindle]

and much the same with the formula one...