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[Fishermen-Jordan]

Just to let you know that please do not upload porn photos or videos on this site please

thanks Jordan

[quiet waters]

why were there some uploaded and i missed them?

[restlesswave]

do we just email them directly to you now jordan?

[Fishermen-Jordan]

no, i am just make sure that members know! if theres any or i found it out so PM Admin or Mods

[homeward bound]

or rockers !!

[homeward bound]

our local minister got caught looking at dirty books, reckon he"s a porn again christian !!

[quiet waters]

don't confuse me, i could never make up which i was during the second coming (its an innocent word jordon, you'll learn when you grow up) of the mods V rockers thing in the late 70's, i was a big Jam (the band not the fruit puree) fan yet dressed in leathers as i was also a biker, ended up in the magnum (leisure centre, not ice cream) in irvine in the middle of a pitch battle between leather clad bikers and parka clad w ankers (thats what your porn posters are up to, mark my words) the bikers asking our assistance while the mods trying to take our heads off. personlly i couldn't care less at the time, i'd been in a car crash earlier that day and had got stoned to relieve the whiplash, well i had to, we'd driven all the way to the gorbals to buy it!!!!!!
oh, the jam were great!!!! so was the blow.

say no to other peoples porn, video your own, its cheaper and it doesn't leave you feeling inadequate, so i'm told?

[Adoration II]

yea qw but if u say 2 herelf wy dont wee try selling a few she doesnt care much 4 it flings u out moves the crew man in ovaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

[young ronnie]

There's a porn shop on the corner in Pittsburgh Pensylvania ??...Nah,ye wid need tae be an auld codger tae get that one....that joke is like youth,it's wasted on the young !!

[Mrs R]

Ricki did you have a wee problem with a hose the day....shame you were not following the Islander the day cause he carries a spare o every hose on the boat... least you didnae run out o diesel thou eh??....lol ...did your daddy come to your rescue?? x x x

[quiet waters]

no idea what your on aboot my boy but if your trying to tell us something aboot yoursel then think afor you speak, others might naw get the picture right and think the worse of you for it, winna want that to be happenin to ye, naw the sort of thing you deserve at this time oh year or any time for that matter.
things could be worse, you could work in woolies and be getting your P45 on friday with the other poor sowels.

think they've a sale of hydraulic hoses, or chaipe white china, canna mind which? why wid the "L" and the "S" and the "A" be wearin oot on my laptop?

[Adoration II]

NO I DIDNT NEED MY DADDY TODAY

[quiet waters]

did you get your gear back clear? you need to be lucky to get it up without some hank or other, everything shipshape and bristol fashion with you?
i'll resist explaining that as being "it looks like a boat, but its got a tit on it" i just missed you today when you phoned james, he must be that rich he has two phones as he was speaking to me on the other at the time!!!!

[Islander]

Ricki how dare you shout at my good lady wife ....anyway worse things happen at sea had to send one o the boys home on the fairy sorry i meant ferry he lost the fight a  wi a 10 ton winch hand in wrong place at wrong time all intact nothing broken just a strange shape dont think he will do that again

[Adoration II]

i thought jammy smokes pink hairy cigars jack was in clyde today or is there another calmac fairy got gear back qw had a enough time 4 a hour an a half tow across bank now lying rothsay

[quiet waters]

saw an  engineer who did same thing on telly this morning, hands is funny things tho, i got mine trapped when the rope rode on the whippin drum and never broke a thing, yet when i was 15 sitting my O levels i got it stood on by a jeck who will remain nameless as i've forgotten his name and had seven fractures in my fingers, the pinkie and the one next it were bent for years as the doc on call turned up with a good quantity of the juice of an orange in him as they say in trumpton, when my daughter zara was born the wife was squeezing the hand thattight that she straightened both fingers, never had bother with them since, used to know when it was going to rain and wind was changing as they got sore, took me years to figure out that this was the reason. hope yer man is alright and he has better manners than some.

shame on you for shouting at fiona, would you have shouted at me and james today when you called him and hung up before he answered? ok so he answered his phone and said "morris says your a w anker" but still, no need to go spare, sorry i forgot, you don't carry any!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Fishermen-Jordan]

stop please!!!!!!!!!!

[Adoration II]

stop wat jordan

[Fishermen-Jordan]

stop posting in this!!! i see a silly commets!

[restlesswave]

yeah get a grip of yourselfs-THIS THREAD IS ABOUT PORN MOVIES-NOTHING ELSE.-does anybody know any good ones??

[Adoration II]

ananabel chong lol jordan says its good 1

[Adoration II]

i am sorry fiona was only jokin u no i was lol

[restlesswave]

yeah well he should know being our new porn viewer/censor/administrator

[Islander]

Sorry i didnt realise this was kitchen roll corner didnt think this would be allowed jordan are you the real jordan

[quiet waters]

hayley's commit is a good one, starring the heshe off corrie but my fav is the original debbie does dallas smuggled back from amsterdam in 1980, compulsory saturday night after the pubs shut at 10pm viewing, the wee flat in McCallum st behind the kilbrannon, i had one of the few video recorders in toon and there would be ructions if i didn't take it doon to the flat for everyone to watch debbie and her mates raise the money so she could go to audition for the dallas cowboys cheerleading squad. i did make sure they they got some education by making them all watch the warriors (all the way back to coney island) and the best film ever made, the life and times of judge roy bean starring the late paul newman.

[Adoration II]

dont think so robi hes a real tit

[Islander]

First thing he said morris F**k that was sair man..sorry ..does this mean ive lost ma job man ,think he was in shock ..know i was 44 quid for the taxi to get it pulled together again 

[Mrs R]

That boy says man all the time.. when his mummy phoned last sunday night and put him on the phone he said to me " Where is Spoony man" I said he will be at the harbour getting ice,.. " I know man" why you phoning then,,  "He was not at his house man"   he is at the harbour getting ice if you are not quick you will miss your lift to Stranraer... "I Know man am just getting changed man" .. You better be quick " I will man".........Bye...........lol

[Adoration II]

now tats quality mannnnnn lol

[Islander]

When he found out his burd was pregnant he said oh f**k sake man,the next week was worse ..worried look on his face said.. im sure i,d met all hur relations man ive got to go and see hur anti natal next week man