Joke Of The Week, Week 7.....
#31
Posted 28 November 2008 - 10:08 PM
#32
Posted 28 November 2008 - 10:23 PM
There was a loser who couldn't pull a bird. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It's simple. I just say, I'm a lawyer."
So the guy went up to a pretty woman and asked her out. After she said no, he told her that it was probably a good thing because he had a case early in the morning.
She said, "Oh!!!! Your a lawyer?"
He said, "Why yes I am!", so they went to his place and when they were in bed, screwing, he started to laugh to himself.
When she asked what was so funny, he answered,"Well, I've only been a lawyer for 15 minutes, and I'm already screwing someone!"
#33
Posted 28 November 2008 - 11:19 PM
The American says " Its thicker to enhance the pleasure for the man"
The Englishman says " Its that way so it enhances the pleasure for the woman"
The Aussie says" I thought in was shaped like that to stop a guys hand flying off the end and smacking himself in the face."
#34
Posted 29 November 2008 - 01:08 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#35
Posted 29 November 2008 - 01:23 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#36
Posted 29 November 2008 - 02:39 PM
Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.
#37
Posted 29 November 2008 - 05:58 PM
#38
Posted 30 November 2008 - 01:59 PM
#39
Posted 30 November 2008 - 05:20 PM
Just got back from Mumbai, Fcuk me that hotel Murder Mystery Weekend was a bit over the top :
#40
Posted 01 December 2008 - 02:25 PM