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#1 Jammy

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 10:03 PM

if anybody has a question for the MP's standing at the forth coming EU elections please feel free to post them in this section

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 10:22 PM

I live about 6.8 miles from my place of work. I'm expected to make this journey to and forth five days per week.
I have to cross county boundaries and traverse about 400m of water by ferry which means I have to mix with members of the public who are working class.
I have about 5 weeks leave per year (Yes really I don't have nearly three months off in the summer or a month at Xmas)
Can I there fore obtain a second home closer to my place of work which could be paid for at public expense?

If this is unacceptable could I rent a room in my mates house, he reckons he could squeeze me in for about 50 000 per annum without making any profit

Thanks :D

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 10:48 PM

Your being a bit generous there, what happens if you need to rent any porn or buy a new bath plug?

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 10:49 PM

where can I apply for a job  :D
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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:14 PM

Well that's obvious I'll get the wife to claim for it well my bodyguard is out getting me a pizza, which of course Mr Mug T Payer picks up the tab :D
Of course I would go out myself and get it but as I'm a f**kwit its a security issue :anorak:

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Posted 09 April 2009 - 11:51 PM

MY QUESTION TO THE MPs STANDING IS,

  WHEN ARE YOU BUNCH OF SPINLESS C**TS GANNA STAND UP AND FIGHT FOR UK FISHERMEN, AND STOP COWERING TO THE WA***RS IN BRUSSELS.

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  SOMEHOW I DON'T SUPPOSE MY QUESTION WILL BE ASKED. :D
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 06:54 AM

british gov all idiots and cow boys 
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 07:00 AM

We're all doomed, ah tell you, we're all doomed Mr Mainwairing  :D

#9 Jammy

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 09:01 AM

now that is a good question dogsbody :D :smitten:

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 10:28 AM

Ladies and gents we have received some valuable advice from one of our
members  - If this is teaching your granny to suck eggs apologies, may help with the wording of the question if you bear the following in mind
"make your questions as direct as possible so that they cant
squirm their way out by bluffing an answer around the issue! Even put some
"YES/NO" questions in there - "Do you support the industry call for
withdrawal from the CFP? Yes or No!" 

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 10:32 AM

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Ladies and gents we have received some valuable advice from one of our
members  - If this is teaching your granny to suck eggs apologies, may help with the wording of the question if you bear the following in mind
"make your questions as direct as possible so that they cant
squirm their way out by bluffing an answer around the issue! Even put some
"YES/NO" questions in there - "Do you support the industry call for
withdrawal from the CFP? Yes or No!" 



MP's or even MEP's would probably prefer to have a four choices - Yes/No/Perhaps/Don't Know  :D

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 11:47 AM

HI STEVE,
YOU MISSED THEIR FIFTH CHOICE, WHICH IS WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :smitten:
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Posted 10 April 2009 - 11:56 AM

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HI STEVE,
YOU MISSED THEIR FIFTH CHOICE, WHICH IS WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! :smitten: ;D

Hi Paul

What surprises me is why anyone would think that MP's don't have their snouts in the trough, after all it has been much publicised in the past about MEP's being on the gravy train.

It would be nice to say that its the few who are spoling it for the many, but it appears that thyey are ALL at it!

Did you know that a MP using his bycycle to travel on business is repaid at 20p per mile tax free  :D

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 12:08 PM

THAT'S NO GREAT SUPRISE STEVE, WHEN YOU CONSIDER MP, STANDS FOR MONEYGRABBING PRICKS. :D :smitten: ;D ;D ;D
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#15 Adoration II

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Posted 10 April 2009 - 04:42 PM

questions 4 mps well how about how would u like 2 be out rolling about freezing cold instead o sitting in ur nice warm office pushing a pen thinking of more ways 2 put us on our arse cause ur bored
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Posted 13 April 2009 - 12:10 PM

right -here`s a question-when are the boats that fish with regulated gears in the c.r.z`s that can demonstrably show that their whitefish catch is as good as non-existant be exempted from these days? also why in these days of `green`fishing methods and carbon footprint i dump,you dump,vous dumpe' are we being stopped from using enviorementally friendly fishing methods of fishing such as gillnets and trammel nets .once upon a time there was boats chasing non pressure stocks like turbot that made a fine handy living but now you can`t go near it in a crz as you haven`t had a track record of fishing static nets in the past so-many years. how are you supposed to diversify when you`ve been pigeonholed?
bend it,and if you can`t bend it,break it.

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 03:05 PM

"make your questions as direct as possible so that they cant
squirm their way out by bluffing an answer around the issue! Even put some
"YES/NO" questions in there - "Do you support the industry call for
withdrawal from the CFP? Yes or No!" 
Admin...If you can either find an MP (or any other public figure/servant come to that)or get any TV footage/radio tape of them giving a straight one word yes or no to any question however simple,that was ever put to them,then I will run the length of Princes Street stark boll*ck naked with a rose clenched between my buttocks :crazy2: :shoot2: :smitten:

Some learn by reading,some ask questions,others observe...but there's always one who has to pee on an electric fence for himself.


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Posted 17 April 2009 - 06:12 PM

Well Ronnie you better get your clothes off, because Struan Stevenson MEP Fisheries Committee lives here in Ballantrae and I used to work in the local shop....When asked if he would like a bag he could give you a straight answer no problems....Post the pics ..lol..

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 06:37 PM

WELL RONNIE, IT LOOKS AS IF MRS R. HAS YOU BY THE BOLLOCKS THERE.

PS. HAVE A WORD WI GORDAN, HE'LL SUPPLY THE ROSE AND PROBS HELP YOU PLACE IT.


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Posted 17 April 2009 - 07:18 PM

It's been a long time since a lady told to take my clothes off Mrs.R...the wife usually tells me "for god's sake put them back on" !!! Just keep watching Reporting Scotland folks for the fishing version of the naked rambler O0 ;D

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 08:42 PM

Ronnie please please remember to take the thorns off,dont think you would be comfortable running up Princess st while gettin your erse pricked  O0

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 09:04 PM

crime watch have u seen this man  O0
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#23 young ronnie

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Posted 17 April 2009 - 09:17 PM

When my case comes up lads I'll be fine....just so long as they dinnae try me in the juvenile court  O0 ;D

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Posted 18 April 2009 - 04:02 AM

have u ever seen the series o still game where the mani is runnin aboot glasgow square in his y fronts thinkin he was on a sunny beach was that u that played that part yr  O0 ;D :laugh: :laugh:
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