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[Fishermen-Jordan]

we had 301 members on here and just gone down to 300 so wheres the one who went off?

[quiet waters]

not here obviously!!!! it was a visitor from another planet, the one that the earth revolves around, well the admin there thinks so anyway, he came, he saw, he thought "thank feck i banned that lot from my site, they are all fecking mad" then he left in a puff, or i think it might have been a huff, or he might have been a, well we won't go there, this is a multi cultural site, i bring the culture, and there are multiple members.

[Jammy]

no no no that was skjold when i asked him yesterday if he would not contribute a comment or two to the site instead of just sneaking about  : : : ::)politely tho

[quiet waters]

no idea what the temperature has to do with anything? but it was one of the owners of the planet krypton, when one of its sons told them his name was clark kent they said "proper english please, the word is know, you are suspended for 2 weeks for using doric"

[nicky l]

i thought it was just a nasty burn.

[jackiep aka Nurse Liverscot]

Well Well!!  Is this where you have all been hiding?  The Nurse has found you at last!  Can I join the gang it has all gone quiet on the other sight!

Nurse J

[wbeedie]

Well nurse J if you check the gallery you will find a posting you might remember from elsewhere

[young ronnie]

I hope Nurse Liverscot has brought her wee black bag wi' her Willie,it's high time we had a top up.Things have been gey quiet in the cupboard for weeks now...even the dug's a bit off colour and got withdrawal symptoms. Just tell her tae watch where she parks her car if she hasnae got the hubcaps bolted and superglued on lol

[quiet waters]

more like tell her to remember where she parks the car, theres an odd fellow forgets and has the polis scouring the countryside for it, when has a car got three keys? one to start it, one where you thought you left it and the third is where you actually parked all along!!! mebbe naw fair since the wee sowell still hasna figured oot how to register on here!!!!

[quiet waters]

i wonder how sis is getting on this week? bit of a girly name for him but it might just stick, in case ye don't know who i'm speaking about sis is the skipper of the Adoration CN78 or is he still skippering the shang-a-lang this week? don't know how he came to getthe name but according to Mr. Jack's membership info below his avatar it says r,icki's nemisis, maybe his habit of putting lipstick on everyone else's photos is just him wae a drink in him thinkin he's lookin in a mirror when he's lookin at the monitor, now i'm puzzled at wot to call him, r,icki, cooo or sis? i heard he's got a wummun that skweezes his plooks, claims its his cyster?

[Adoration II]

stand by 

[quiet waters]

legs are getting tired standing here waiting, i'll need a lie doon after shiftin two washing machines, its tiring work watching other folk cairry somethin heavy.

[Adoration II]

u cary somthin heavy every day gifted 1 the size o tat head

[quiet waters]

aye yer right, i have tae keep this huge brain somewhere, i'm naw as lucky as you, my brain disna fit in my erse!!!!

just warming up the sarcasm cells in case i manage doon a stroll tonight

[Adoration II]

ha ha mind ur own muffin