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One for Young Ronnie


One for Young Ronnie

JUST IN CASE YOU WEREN'T FEELING TOO OLD TODAY

THE PEOPLE WHO ARE STARTING UNIVERSITY THIS YEAR WERE BORN IN 1991.
THEY ARE TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THE SPACE SHUTTLE BLOWING UP.
THEIR LIFETIME HAS ALWAYS INCLUDED AIDS.
THE CD WAS INTRODUCED EIGHT YEARS BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD AN ANSWERING MACHINE.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD EMAIL.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD CELL PHONES.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD THE INTERNET.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD VCRS, AND VIDEO CAMERAS.
THEY HAVE ALWAYS HAD CABLE.
POPCORN HAS ALWAYS BEEN MICRO-WAVED.
THEY NEVER TOOK A SWIM AND THOUGHT ABOUT JAWS.
MCDONALD'S NEVER CAME IN STYROFOAM CONTAINERS.
THEY DON'T HAVE A CLUE HOW TO USE A TYPEWRITER.

PASS THIS ON TO THE OTHER OLD FOGIES ON YOUR LIST.
NOTICE THE LARGER TYPE?
THAT'S FOR THOSE OF US WHO HAVE TROUBLE READING ..
P.S.... SAVE THE EARTH. IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE.



    And you thought i was bad to you Ronnie  ???
    Ageing not too bad, older the fiddle better the tune !!!!!!!!!!!!

    young ronnie
    Feb 11 2010 10:28 AM
    Aye Jim,there's nothing tae beat the tune fae an old fiddle,even though the notes can sound a wee bit soft at times ???
    :whistle: ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT....!!!  ???

    young ronnie
    Feb 11 2010 09:00 PM
    And unfortunately most of it is true Debs ??? ???
    OMG, u dnt give us much to look 4wd to do you YR?  ???

    young ronnie
    Feb 11 2010 09:27 PM
    Aye Lady G. most of what's on that list is coming your way too in time...be afraid,be very afraid ??? ???