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jordans nose

picture taken shortly after a biking accident.



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    balamory!
    balamory!

    whats the story in balamory?
    wouldn't you like to know?
    what's the story in balamory?
    where would you like to go?

    will there be treats with Pocket and Sweet?
    Is that where we should go?
    Balamory!
    Or up to the castle inventing with Archie?
    He's ever so clever and ever so arty!

    Whats the story in balamory?
    Wouldn't you like to know?

    Choosing our colours and dabbing with paint -
    With spencer we should go
    Balamory!
    Or moving and jumping with Josie - Jump!
    Would that be the story in Balamory?

    Whats the story in Balamory?
    Where would you like to go?

    Shall we have fun as we cycle with PLum?
    Is that where we should go?
    Balamory!
    Or taking it easy with Edie McCredie?
    Wouldn't you like to know?
    So...

    Whats the story in Balamory?
    Wouldnt you like to Know?
    Whats the story in Balamory?
    Where would you like to go?

    Balamory!
    Balamory!

    Here is Miss Hoolie to tell us that story=
    But how does is all begin?
    Rainy, sunny. windy, or cloudy?
    Playing outside or in?
    Is today to stay at home to play?
    Going to school or Nursery?

    Whats the story in balamory?
    Wouldn't you like to know?
    Whats the story in Balamory?
    Tell us where we will go?
    Whats the story in balamory?
    Wouldn't you like to know?
    Whats the story in Balamory?
    Tell us where we will go?

    restlesswave
    Feb 22 2009 10:06 PM
    has he had a bit of a makeover? he`s looking better than ever!
    and now children, jackanory
    today, the story of sammy and his friends
    read to you by joolz

    sammy wears clothes he got from skips or * shops
    he's very dirty, and he scratches a lot
    he has his hair in a sort of 'mohecan'
    that his girlfriend, ratty, cut for him with a pen knife
    her name isn't really ratty
    but she thought it sounded better than: shera lainsworth
    she's very thin, and white
    and also has a mohecan
    that her friend 'snake,' who was susan fletcher, did for her
    it's the same greasy black as sammy's
    because they shared the dye that snake stole from boots
    snake has scabies
    sammy doesn't talk to snake
    because he tried to cop off with her, and the stupid cow said no
    sammy wonders just who she thinks she is
    sammy smokes lots and lots of grass
    he lives in a squat in brickston
    but he hates black people because they laugh at him in the street
    so do white people, come to that
    sammy rolls another joint and wishes that ratty wouldn't sleep with her mouth open
    he thinks that she's a stupid cow too
    especially since her parents won't send her any more money
    sammy taps the ash into her mouth
    she wakes up and cries
    sammy is sick of her crying
    he wishes she'd tidy up the squat, so he'd be more comfortable
    sammy reckons soon, he'll go live in amsterdam
    because the dope is cheaper, and the government takes care of you properly
    and he'd get a proper squat with a bathroom
    he won't take ratty though
    because dutch girls like english punks
    and ratty cries too much
    sammy hates everyone really
    but especially people in groups
    sammy would like to be in a group
    as long as they were instantly popular and he didn't have to work at it at all
    he likes to go to gigs, as long as they're free
    pumps lots and lots of money
    drink lots of cider
    slack everybody off, throw bottles and things at people and then run away
    ratty likes that too, because sammy does
    sammy rolls another joint and scratches his scabies
    'goodnight sammy.'
    'goodnight ratty.'
    'goodnight.'
    'goodnight.'
    'goodnight.

    DCI paterson
    Feb 22 2009 10:09 PM
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    Barry McCrindle
    Feb 22 2009 10:10 PM
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