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booby trap


booby trap

When you've passed a creel end that you gave a reasonably wide berth,you sure as hell don't expect to turn round and see it suddenly come tanking up yer ar*e and wrap itself round the rudder! There was 30 or 40 feet of rope floating on the surface,so whoever ye are mannie,FFS stick a wee bit of chain on the blo*dy riser before some poor sod gets a real fanning up job.I don't know how,but I got away with it,the next lad might not be so lucky.That's ma greetin' faced auld basta*d rant over for the night,I can sit back and enjoy the pics and the banter now lol




    young ronnie
    Sep 15 2012 08:51 AM
    Ah widnae want you as ma defence lawyer if the case ever comes tae court KY,ye wid get me the fu*kin' jile !!!!

    young ronnie, on 15 September 2012 - 08:51 AM, said:

    Ah widnae want you as ma defence lawyer if the case ever comes tae court KY,ye wid get me the fu*kin' jile !!!!
    :lol:  the jile !!  dinny worry ron yi get a telly ,sky, a kettle ,all mod cons haha , yid get yir feet up and be more refreshed  and a braw rest fi the wife :lol:

    young ronnie
    Sep 15 2012 09:48 AM
    Would be hunky dory yon right enough Davie,Butlins wi' attitude! How dae ye fancy a wee holiday job as ma minder jist in case ah drop the soap lol

    young ronnie
    Sep 15 2012 10:33 AM
    The boat colour's an age thing wi' him now,he prefers mellow yellow tae blood red !!

    young ronnie
    Sep 15 2012 12:29 PM
    Save Davie's soul?...the words stable door,horse,and bolted spring immediately tae mind on that yin I'm afraid...nice thought though!
    ronnie, yi must forgive ky16 he gets me mixed up wi ma alter ego, big vern , haha , am totaly unrecognisaable fi the above mentiond chap ,  the ald heeds gettin kipperd haha
    whenevar yi want, will yi bring the cormarant munchin chookta wi yi :lol:
    I was just trying to imagine the Mate stood aft wi a knife between her teeth and aboot ti jump ower aft ti clear the fan

    young ronnie
    Sep 15 2012 06:06 PM
    Aye Bob,there's been many a time the mate's had a bread knife in her hand ready to cut something off when she's been out sailing wi' me,but it wasnae anything wrapped round the fan she was aiming for I can assure ye lol
    ill have to stop reading these comments i keep pishing masell