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RN will pay for this I hope


RN will pay for this I hope

Damage to gear after German whatsamacallit ! Oor Willie keeping his hand in, tho he's had plenty practise



    thats just a 3 legger in our boat John  ;D

    johntar tt10
    Nov 20 2008 09:14 PM
    Wurnae long at it Ally, but no gonnae tell Navy that

    quiet waters
    Nov 21 2008 10:44 PM
    tell that brother of yours he's a cheek to speak aboot me!!!, i thought that was jeff fae clachan when i looked at the pic, my but he's hellish auld lookin, he should try what i did, the wife made me get a haircut then said it took 15yrs off me, least i think it meant i looked younger? it might just have been my life expectancy she was on aboot, just passed the 25 year mark and it was mair than likely the thought of the next 25 that was in her heid and she's started planning how to do away wae me in time to coincide wae the mortgage getting paid aff, i said i'd be happy to see 50 so she's givin me another two years to add to it.
    willie looks deep in concentration there, i aye had my best ideas while mendin, loved it, very theraputic, none of my ideas involved fishing, nor came to fruition, on reflection i really fecked up big time, wot a waste oh 46yrs!!!!

    jeest noticed it in the pic, is that the brush that he's officially as daft as?

    johntar tt10
    Nov 21 2008 11:03 PM
    Easy QW thats a wee dab's head sticking oot the meshes, too long away from it ould buoy

    quiet waters
    Nov 21 2008 11:16 PM
    firt wan i've seen wae bristles on it!!!! blew it up and studied it as close as i could and i'm sticking with the broom heid theory!!!!

    the boy is just in the door so i got a second opinion, Murray Shaw Jnr. says if you ask a hunner people they'll all say its the heid of a brush and i didn't prompt him, i just showed him the pic and said "whats that?"

    johntar tt10
    Nov 21 2008 11:18 PM
    Christ apologies are in order, its the new varifocals QW, yer no often wrong but right again

    quiet waters
    Nov 21 2008 11:39 PM
    good job you were the king at catching prawns, if you had to make a living running errands tae the ironmongers for deck brushes you'd be a pauper noo instead of one of the idle rich, take that as a fact from the king of the idle. naw rich, just idle, as if just reading anything i post on here wouldn't make that blindingly obvious, half eleeven on a friday night and what am i doing? typing on here, looking at an empty cup every five meenites, canna be ersed going and filling it, telling mysel, you'll need to go for a run off soon anyway, what with your peasized bladder and tennis ba sized prostate, make yersel a cup then, thats noo by the way, fags are in the kitchen anyway, smokin ban in livin room disna coont in my heid wance the wife goes tae bed, and that boy oh mine is sittin there waitin for me to move so he can steal the laptop and run upstairs, knowing i canna chase him wae the b uggered ankle, i'll adopt the "touch that and i'll kill you" approach usually works!!!

    johntar tt10
    Nov 21 2008 11:55 PM
    Boy your on good form tonite QW, idle rich you must be kidding neither idle nor rich, wan thing all the same how the frigging hell did Urolgy come to be in the conversation, nowt to do with mending nets or bristley brushes

    quiet waters
    Nov 22 2008 12:35 AM
    its the reason my posts have no structure, while writing its what goes thru my mind, next coffee, next fag, next piss, next coffee etc etc etc, i'm alright for a while as i've just had all three, coffee near finished, now do i wait for next piss and heat it up in microwave, or drink it cold? the coffee, the coffee!!!!! i'll have a fag while i decide, i'm running out of water too, just had two 6" pancakes so i'm alright for food for a while, now everybody is getting out of bed and parading about, if i'm lucky someone will make me a coffee and i won't need to hobble thru for a while, need to pause taggert tho, this could get complicated, the son came thru and said "dad, come and hear this, thieres a scratching noise atthe back door!!" so thru i went, thinking, too late in year for hedgehog, it wid never get up the steps onto the deck, might be a cat? i'll kick its erse, could be a moose burrowing under the floor wae it being cauld ootside, got to back door and he says "listen" so i listen, all i can hear is the timer on the tumble dryer i set earlier, stupid boy!!!! skelped his ear and told him to get to his feckin bed, big galoot, "dad is the artificial pitch in lochgilphead full size?" says he as he heads for the door, how the hell should i know? he's playing there on sunday and is trying to con his mother into buying him new trainers when she is up the road the morra!! nae flies on him, and you lot thought life at sea was hard!!! try living inside my heid, the sh!te i have to trawl thru to find something sensible to say, drive ye mad so it wid.

    johntar tt10
    Nov 22 2008 12:56 AM
    Geezus Qw that is a classic rant, last one was good but ye excelled yersel with that one, rate that a ten, near pissed myself, Maggie came through to see whit was wrong and all I could do was point at the screen, seys weer aff oor heids