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mad axeman


mad axeman

If,like me,you happen to find a magic lamp in the bottom of a cupboard,try giving it a wee rub,and if a genie pops out and tells you that he'll grant you one wish.....dinnae waste yer time asking for a big chopper !!




    young ronnie
    Dec 08 2011 02:27 PM
    And feels it as well some times 8:)

    young ronnie
    Dec 08 2011 03:29 PM
    Could very well be GW,yon's no a bag under my left eye it's a feckin' suitcase! I was maybe out in the garden trying tae sweat it oot o' me 8:)
    naw yh thats no whit yi want ti be doin is swingin thon thing aboot while yre still under the influance o the red stuff,  8:) ;)   thats classed as an offensive weapon a ken these things ;) ;D ;D

    young ronnie
    Dec 08 2011 04:58 PM
    Well now GW,it might be that Davie has a degree in law that he kens aboot that 8:)

    young ronnie
    Dec 08 2011 05:06 PM
    Guid job he doesnae like corn flakes then or he wid be a cereal killer 8:)
    am corn flackers richt anuff yr  8:) ;D  gw am takin 2nd prize fir pie munchin ,that crowns all yours  ;)  ;D
    dinna bathir trying that net fir the drift mesh is ower sma 8:)

    young ronnie
    Dec 08 2011 05:40 PM
    That bit of netting was an antique,a lump of black ulstron herring bag oot a 7 fathom Larsen sprat net fae the early 60s.
    I know a man who could use your services with that at Oban North Pier!!

    Bob
    it waz an audition fir ax men, american loggers yr, wazent it,  8:) ;D ;)   noo whares that f*ckin tree gone ggrrrrrrr ;D