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Fairy Liquid are the new sponsors of Ross County as they've heard they're excellent at taking scum out of cups.

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Ulster now have 7 countys after adopting Ross County

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Peter Lawell's walking down the street and sees an old wummin struggling with half a dozen message bags. He shouts over, "Can you manage dear?" She replies, "F&*k off, I'm not interested"

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All future televised Celtic matches have been moved to the Gay Adult Channel 692. Apparently, the sight of 11 arseholes getting hammered frequently for 90 mins was far too explicit for Sky Sports

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Osama bin laden has been found

He was hiding in Celtic trophy room!

He said it reminded him of his cave back home

cold, dark and EMPTY

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Is Neil Lennon the worst caretaker since Peter Tobin ?

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Sky newshave reported a cloud of dust has closed UK airports.Police have arrested the Parkhead cabinet cleaners in conection with the incident !

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