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A very poor erection


A very poor erection

This job went badly wrong...I didn't dig the hole deep enough or put enough cement in.When the wife hung her washing out the whole jing bang ended up on the grass. Her comment..."How many times have I heard that one before....you could hang a towel on this...aye right !!"



    Aye, poor show that Ronnie, looks like the hole was 3 inches deep, needs to be a lot deeper than that, give it 12 inches and you should be sound. Lot of weight put on the poles with a full load of washing attached. Use plenty of Postcrete and you shoudl be back in your missus's good books again  :idiot2:

    Brought to you by Ellwood DIY.

    Regards

    Steve E.

    young ronnie
    May 02 2009 11:39 AM
    Aye Steve, I'm very lucky I nearly had to make a dash for A & E to get that pole surgically removed from my arse after she saw her clean washing lying on the deck...she didnae call me Ronnie that's for deffo  :whistle: :whistle:

    Adoration II
    May 02 2009 12:17 PM
    did she make u clean the sheets after this yr
    Nice bush :idiot2:

    Adoration II
    May 02 2009 12:20 PM
    shame the erection beside its not up 2 much try the blue pills that steve e has he said they work wonders

    young ronnie
    May 02 2009 12:21 PM
    She made me clean the wet patch on the sheet Ricki (the grass was a wee bit damp like :idiot2:)

    Adoration II
    May 02 2009 12:26 PM
    wetter the better me old chum wetter the better  :idiot2: :rollin: ;) :rollin:

    young ronnie
    May 02 2009 12:30 PM
    I can just picture you with that on your T shirt "wetter is better"....I shouldnae really be encouraging you,it only makes ye worse :idiot2: :rollin:

    Adoration II
    May 02 2009 12:47 PM
    haha i ur naw wrong there wee bit bettr tat 1 yr but prawns r poor

    young ronnie
    May 02 2009 12:59 PM
    Are you wan o' thae lads that gets hee haw a' day,then surprise surprise ...a twenty stane job the last tow.."jeest oot o' naewhere Bud,dinnae ken whaur they cam fae"  :idiot2: ;)Ye cannae kid a kidder Rikko and I wis the biggest fibber going when I was at it...takes one to know one !!!