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Posted Jammy on 27 September 2012 - 08:24 PM
who said we couldnt do it or it owuldnt last hahaha
many thanks to all that have posted pictures or comments or topics in the last 4 years
Posted markh on 07 April 2015 - 11:06 AM
feel free to say howdy if you're back on board or just joining for the first time
Posted Gordon M on 22 November 2011 - 06:24 PM
'It isn't a police matter so she isn't on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future'
By Lee Mor
A British woman was left dangling naked, upside down, in the stairwell of a Spanish hotel block - after she tumbled over a handrail while having sex with her husband.
The 49-year-old, known only by her initials AMAM, plunged several feet into the void in the early hours on Saturday morning.
She was only saved from smashing into the marble floor below after her right ankle became trapped between two bars as she fell.
Frisky injury: The British tourist broke her ankle after falling over the handrail in a hotel on the Costa Adeje, in Tenerife
She was left hanging inches from the ground - spared from sustaining a serious head injury - during the incident in the Adeje area on the Spanish resort island of Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands.
Her husband contacted the emergency services, and had to endure a nervous wait before they arrived.
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Stunned firemen who arrived at the complex had to force apart two of the railings to free her. She suffered a broken ankle and was taken to hospital.
But in a second embarrassing turn, the sirens on the ambulance taking her for treatment failed, and the vehicle had to be escorted by a police car.
A police spokesman said: 'Her good luck was that getting her leg caught stopped her from falling. Her bad luck was that she broke her ankle, was naked and couldn't get free.
'It isn't a police matter so she isn't on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future.
'Had her leg not been trapped between the banisters, the consequences could have been much more serious.'
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Posted clamcal on 08 January 2012 - 05:18 PM
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Posted wbeedie on 23 December 2012 - 10:29 PM
you better not cry,
You better pay up,
I'm telling you why,
Mr Cameron’s coming to town .
He's making his cuts,
checking them twice,
He doesn't think that benefits nice,
Mr Cameron’s coming to town.
He sees where you are sleeping,
He knows if a bedrooms spare,
That empty bed cant hide from him,
He can tell if no one's there.
And if you've any children,
And they number more than two,
You'd better hide the others,
Or he'll tax you for them too!
He can't wait for April,
He's planned who he will curse,
With extra cuts so he can make Next years Christmas even worse.
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.......
Posted bitter end on 05 December 2012 - 03:57 PM
The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "
The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so fuck off and wait for a camel!"
Posted frogman on 24 June 2012 - 10:05 AM
Posted bitter end on 11 May 2012 - 02:42 PM
and no taxes!'
The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !'
The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain !' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain !' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?' She says, 'No, I am from Africa !' Puzzled, he asks her,
'Where are all the British?
The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work' --- ------- ( or at the fishin ! )
IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE
Posted johntar tt10 on 02 April 2012 - 06:03 PM
Posted rudder on 17 January 2012 - 05:28 PM
notice the PROJECTS are to help the fishing communitys theyve decimated.
not heres 5 million go and get yourselves some new boats.
i can just see a fisherman going into the office asking for £100.000. to build a new passenger launch seeing as his fishing carreer is fecked.
no prizes for guessing what hed be told.
Posted Mouton Noir on 17 January 2012 - 04:59 PM
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Posted Barry McCrindle on 11 January 2012 - 06:04 PM
"'Organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese
and 3 bottles of Cava and a bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over'
Posted restlesswave on 07 January 2012 - 03:03 PM
Posted 3762dazzer on 01 January 2012 - 12:56 PM
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