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#16779 4 Years

Posted Jammy on 27 September 2012 - 08:24 PM

well folks that is 4 years we have been running
who said we couldnt do it or it owuldnt last hahaha

many thanks to all that have posted pictures or comments or topics in the last 4 years


#18363 Welcome Back Folks

Posted markh on 07 April 2015 - 11:06 AM

old faces, and probably some new faces as well...

feel free to say howdy if you're back on board or just joining for the first time


#15611 Sex Disaster

Posted Gordon M on 22 November 2011 - 06:24 PM

Naked British woman, 49, left dangling from balcony of Spanish holiday flat after tumbling over rail while having sex with husbandWoman fell several feet before catching foot between bars
'It isn't a police matter so she isn't on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future'
By Lee Mor
A British woman was left dangling naked, upside down, in the stairwell of a Spanish hotel block - after she tumbled over a handrail while having sex with her husband.
The 49-year-old, known only by her initials AMAM, plunged several feet into the void in the early hours on Saturday morning.
She was only saved from smashing into the marble floor below after her right ankle became trapped between two bars as she fell.
Frisky injury: The British tourist broke her ankle after falling over the handrail in a hotel on the Costa Adeje, in Tenerife
She was left hanging inches from the ground - spared from sustaining a serious head injury - during the incident in the Adeje area on the Spanish resort island of Tenerife, one of the Canary Islands.

Her husband contacted the emergency services, and had to endure a nervous wait before they arrived.


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Stunned firemen who arrived at the complex had to force apart two of the railings to free her. She suffered a broken ankle and was taken to hospital.
But in a second embarrassing turn, the sirens on the ambulance taking her for treatment failed, and the vehicle had to be escorted by a police car.
A police spokesman said: 'Her good luck was that getting her leg caught stopped her from falling. Her bad luck was that she broke her ankle, was naked and couldn't get free.

'It isn't a police matter so she isn't on any charges but we warned her and her husband to think about safe sex in the future.

'Had her leg not been trapped between the banisters, the consequences could have been much more serious.'

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#16200 Four Admit Over-Fishing Worth More Than 8Million

Posted clamcal on 08 January 2012 - 05:18 PM

i have followed this thread with somwhat mixed feelings sadness at seeing fisherman against fisherman and amazment and amusment at the amount of law abiding citizens who bear down on these so called " criminals " and owning up to "minor misdemeaners" themselves while they embrace and pontificate over laws that are at best flawed unfair and unjust. had there been a level playing field they would not be criminals as no crime would have been commited. the way i see it if the lawbreakers are criminals then the lawmakers "who seem to be above reproach" are a thousand times worse eg did these so called criminals play god with other peoples money and cause a global financial catastrophe and then reward themselves with multimillion pound bonuses NO did they swindle millions of tax payers money for so called expenses in order to compensate the shortfalls in their already overinflated wages then offer up a couple of their lesser crewmen for prosicution as a token gesture while they sat back and licked what was left of the cream of their lying lips NO the list is endless in fact did they in 1970 sign away our mess of pottage ie our fishing rights to become part of what can only be discribed a rogue state for the so called greater good of our nation again a big NO. the fat cats if they could be bothered were to look at this they would piss themselves laughing we are doing the job for them we are DIVIDED and damn near DEFEATED. we never agree or stick up for each other against a common enemy no two fisheries will ever agree or unite that will be our downfall ive heard this statement so often " why should i get involved it dosnt affect me" well think of this they came for the blacks i done nothing they came for the gypsies i done nothing they came for the jews i still done nothing they came for me but there was nobody left to help me. these men are not criminals they are just fishermen who worked hard and invested wisely to get to where they are today had they been in any other industry they would have been elevated to the house of lords by now. homward bound mentioned fines being paid on the spot just to get out of court in 1978 one of these skippers and his crew/partners was turned down by brittish banks and other financial institutions for funding for their first purser they managed to get funding from a norwegian bank providing they built the boat in norway and the rest as they say is history the brittish government gladly accepted in fact insisted on taking their taxes through the years then throw the book at them fair i think not it saddens me to see the likes of the macleods a fine decent farward looking family being criminalised like this poor sheamus "may god rest him" must be turning in his grave. had i been as wise as i was stupid chances are i too would be standing in that same dock wandering what the hell had happened to the industry that i grew up in. i too seen the madness of landing black fish and back door landings all that acheaved was to drive the prices down why should buyers pay top dollar on the market when they were getting it deliverd to them for half the price but who could blame the skippers doing it the whole thing was soul distroying i mind being on watch at flugga listening to a link call from a german trawler who was towing within a mile of us to his base in bremen requesting to come in early as he had 40 tonnes of coley fillets and 40 tonnes of wet fish aboard at the time we were only allowed 400 boxes of coley a month fair NO dont think it was the pelagic criminals that made that rule either.as for greed well thats the nature of the sucessful beast as a skipper the day you lose greed and drive get to feck out of the wheelhouse you are of no use to your crew or your boat. had these lads failed or gone bankrupt they would be hailed as heroes for trying but they succeded now theres a different matter losers are to be pitied they will never rise over us and can be used as a benchmark to justify our own failings nobody loves winners well not in this game anyway as you were boys


#16022 New Mca Courses 2012

Posted westword on 01 January 2012 - 12:26 PM

mca central command in conjunction with seafishhhhhhhhh  have invented a few more inspiring courses for us in2012 goin forward , WATCHING THE WEATHER GO BY  this includes vital information as to cloud carry and sea conditions , a perticular interest in sea spoots , its included here as many have not been in fear and alarm at a large sea spoot forming at the side of there vessel, mca will explain all in this 4 day course at a cost of only £1000 , DAMAGE LIMATATION  this is a very simple wee course involving a large plastic box and a hammer with various paraphanalia inside to help in any major calamity that might befall the us at sea , this one is split in to a theory and a practical so as to extend our full knowlege off hammer bashing , 3 day coures at a reasonable £400,, REFFRESHER COURSES theres a refresher course to go over all the other courses that you already have  seafish will inform you  when there available and you can send £££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££    o and theres a NAVIGATING BY THE STARS COURSE  just on the off chance your wheelhouse windows get smashed in and all electrics are washed out, this course is heavily recommended and is cheap at only ££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££££   cloud cover permiting, thanks all , HEED THE BAW , MCA CENTRAL


#18388 Help With Sorting Out Unknown Vessel Album

Posted young ronnie on 15 April 2015 - 07:35 PM

Just getting back on the now chaps,been rather busy the last couple of days getting my wee WAFI back into the water again.What ye doing making me a Mod Mark.....I wanted to be a Rocker!......mair like off ma rocker lol


#18369 Welcome Back Folks

Posted Douglas Paterson on 08 April 2015 - 04:55 PM

Great to see you back up. Well done. I've missed all the knowledge that you make available.
Douglas
www.fishingboatheritage.com


#18364 Welcome Back Folks

Posted amble on 07 April 2015 - 11:27 AM

It is very nice to the website back


#16925 Merry Xmas

Posted wbeedie on 23 December 2012 - 10:29 PM

You better watch out,
you better not cry,
You better pay up,
I'm telling you why,
Mr Cameron’s coming to town .

He's making his cuts,
checking them twice,
He doesn't think that benefits nice,
Mr Cameron’s coming to town.

He sees where you are sleeping,
He knows if a bedrooms spare,
That empty bed cant hide from him,
He can tell if no one's there.

And if you've any children,
And they number more than two,
You'd better hide the others,
Or he'll tax you for them too!

He can't wait for April,
He's planned who he will curse,
With extra cuts so he can make Next years Christmas even worse.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE.......



#16906 The London Cabbie

Posted bitter end on 05 December 2012 - 03:57 PM

A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and opened the door.
The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "

The cabbie answered, "In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so fuck off and wait for a camel!"


#16620 Warnings Over Scottish West Coast Prawn Quota

Posted frogman on 24 June 2012 - 10:05 AM

More Quota  bigger greed  1 net for everyone is the answer


#16575 The New Arrival

Posted bitter end on 11 May 2012 - 02:42 PM

A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education
and no taxes!'
The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!'
The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK !'

The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain !' That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Russia , I am not from Britain !' He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you a British?' She says, 'No, I am from Africa !' Puzzled, he asks her,
'Where are all the British?
The African lady checks her watch and says ...'Probably at work'  ---  -------    ( or at the fishin ! )

IF YOU DON'T PASS THIS ON TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS
YOU WILL RECEIVE THREE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS ABSOLUTELY FREE


#16486 3 Aside Bars

Posted johntar tt10 on 02 April 2012 - 06:03 PM

Frigate has 3 bars and plenty size 10 bellies but sadly no the kind yer looking for


#16289 Scottish Fishing Communities Offered Project Funding

Posted rudder on 17 January 2012 - 05:28 PM

mind and make it a dark room, with mebey a few whale noises for soothing you.
notice the PROJECTS are to help the fishing communitys theyve decimated.
not heres 5 million go and get yourselves some new boats.
i can just see a fisherman going into the office asking for £100.000. to build a new passenger launch seeing as his fishing carreer is fecked.
no prizes for guessing what hed be told.


#16288 Scottish Fishing Communities Offered Project Funding

Posted Mouton Noir on 17 January 2012 - 04:59 PM

Sorry to rant on but in the East Neuk o' Fife we had...boats, engineers, blacksmiths, painters, slips, boatbuilders, all the money Westword (and me) spent on drink and grub. Joiners fixed stuff, painters.plasteres fixed our houses.......Yip all that generated by us at the fishing......We didna need fuckin hand oot money!!....£171,227 a fucking insult ....coupla trips to a pair team. I am disgusted wi that c*nt. Comes back fae Brussels sayin' how good a deal the fishers got then this shite. I feckin' hate them politicians and that feckin' EU. Trough hugging bastards. That's me done......I am awa' for a lie doon noo :-)


#16284 Scottish Fishing Communities Offered Project Funding

Posted Mouton Noir on 17 January 2012 - 01:52 PM

Wouldna be 'fragile' if the government had tellt the EU to feck off......when we joined we had 70% of the fisheries resource now we don't even land 9%. What would 'make a difference' is if we got our fisheries back.....Lochhead is a dumb c*nt


#16237 Ready Steady Cook..........

Posted Barry McCrindle on 11 January 2012 - 06:04 PM

‎"Welcome to Celebrity Ready Steady Cook. So Anthony, you had £5 to spend...what's in your bag?


"'Organic chicken, langoustines, rice, stock, wine, scallops, onions, garlic, stilton, brie, goats-cheese


and 3 bottles of Cava and a bottle of Blue Nun and I have £2.74 left over'


#16185 Four Admit Over-Fishing Worth More Than 8Million

Posted restlesswave on 07 January 2012 - 03:03 PM

that was always my point nicky-you spend millions you gross millions you need millions spend in thousands you gross thousands you need thousands. let alone the price of the gear there`s a few of our boats that`s after fitting sonars nudging the 200 000 grand mark-now people might say that`s excessive and they are fishing well with the sonars that are aboard them-but if these fellas can save a week or two`s steaming by having a new sonar it justifies the price-again that`s the numbers your dealing with-the price of a fine boat in my world-black fish is black fish is black fish regardless if it`s the smallest man to the biggest man-the principle remains that it was all landed for gain-no other reason so nobody that ever broke a rule should moralise against the big fellas-after all were all there`s very few that fishes that isn`t in it to make money-and usually the more money the better-it`s not a communist collective we are part off.


#16023 New Mca Courses 2012

Posted 3762dazzer on 01 January 2012 - 12:56 PM

The NAVIGATING BY THE STARS COURSE course is a total waste of time because if you'd already done the WATCHING THE WEATHER GO BY course you'd have notice the poor weather and would be on your way in. But if it did happen you could then use the skills learnt in the DAMAGE LIMITATION course and repair the wheelhouse, once repaired you just as well stop out and shoot away again !!!! Which of course you'd have to to pay for all the f***ing courses


#10792 South Shields

Posted mackem1946 on 28 September 2009 - 09:21 AM

Velva Liquids ,  where they found the body in the tank. The guy who murdered his girlfriend, worked at Velva, didn't know hydrocarbons preserve bodies.  :cheers:  Moved to Velva at Hull, got caught when they cleaned the tank at Shields, Cops actually put 2 and 2 together and got it right for a change. :cheers:   :cheers: